when it comes to name brands who's the smartest cookie let's talk about that [Music] good mythical morning for those of you who've been asking about sign copies of the lost causes of bleak Creek listen for a limited time we got them all sale at the mythical store get
yours while you can at mythical calm sign by us yeah christmas time is here y'all and there's nothing like a cookie to bring you good cheer but if you like eating cookies a lot more than you like making them I feel you and we're here to help you
decide the best cookies to buy from the store and you may think that the best cookies are the ones that you've heard of but listen up buddy role we have learned that sometimes name recognition is nothing but smoke mirrors and billions of dollars of marketing so today we
find out if those name brands taste for mist or if they fall to the rest it's time for knock offs knock out cookie addition in every single round we're gonna have four plates of cookies place one of those will be the name brand that we all know and
potentially love and then the other three will be generic brands of the same type of cookie we're gonna be competing to correctly guess which cookie is their brand name and then whoever wins will receive a very special cookie jar jar we're starting off with the classic chocolate chip
cookie I'm trying to find the chip soy chips all right now these are lighter in color these are lighter in color except for the edge darker I'd say that's a fair cookie now you like juju soy I do I have a weakness for a chewy cookie there's much
fluffier doesn't go cookie I actually prefer this cookie hmm you prefer this cookie mm-hmm what about this cookie oh gosh oh that's a cruncher your cookie that's almost a gingersnap more chocolate chips too so if you like chocolate chips and crunch I don't you number three is for
you and see how this one's lighter in the middle and dark on the outside what does that mean it means it's not Chips Ahoy it's the opposite of me Lotte on the outside and dark on the inside it's not that this cookie tastes bad but it's the worst
of the four do you agree that's the worst I don't know I thought that was the best see I thought well for them you ready I'm ready to like you know what okay flags up three two one actually think it's this one hi it's the crunchy chocolaty one
cuz they're spending more money on the chocolate really uh you might be right I don't know the Chips Ahoy cookies are on plate – yeah you stinker haha the other ones from rets – links our targets market pantry not bad signatures select treasured chips from Albertsons not good
and Kroger's shipmates I like Kroger we've established that Kroger brings it but Albertsons needs to go out back and just be put down take it no they can hang with me for tasting time okay look at these lighter Nilla wafers darker real dark real dark and then back
to number one yeah one in four match I'm just gonna go straight hole bite mmm Nilla wafers are always a little bit smaller now remember them every time I seem like they're all getting smaller oh it's raunchy this one tastes like a mothball not good at all I
mean my balls are not good it tastes like it has cleaner on it like sort of chemical no it tastes like detergent it's been laced with this a tide pod whoever's making this is trying to kill you it tastes like tide it literally does taste what it tastes
like you know if I die you're gonna die tell me that doesn't like detergent these are okay those are good Oh super crispy yeah these are is it really vanilla Li that's good it's not a vanilla flavor it's an additional flavor like it's almost like a hint of
cinnamon but you're right you're right there's sentiment in there I agree with that sentiment Oh so weird it's like a Christmas Nilla wafer maybe it is we don't know the rules around here I'm ready okay three two one it's got to be oh really no it's those those
are good all right wafers are on plate number three dang it Rhett you okay monster certainly our Albertsons signature select I like Albert do you like Albertsons man I want to kill it I like Albert and his son clover Valley from Dollar General Dollar General is mixing the
detergent in the cookie you gotta you gotta separate Isles dollars but you know what you throw this in with like a just a big load of whites yeah that's that's a big load of wise and great value from Walmart all right now we're gonna get Figgy with it
the Nabisco Fig Newton now you had a lot of Fig Newtons at home growing up there was a time where I went Fig Newton the fan in season I called it yeah it's like the season a fig I gravitated towards them so you should get this right I
already know which one it is just by looking at that tastes like a pig Newton yeah now these are smoother on the outside of more that was a darker oh sorry hey I'm gonna get another one just because I touched it off knock don't touch a man's figure
I twenties getting ready to eat it hmm oh that's better that's almost juicy I actually think this is better your taste buds are broken man right why do you like things that are bad just because I disagree with you doesn't mean that I'm broken but the man that
I'm right the first two rounds you chose albertsons which really didn't taste well or good I was a job these are kind of stale no hold out against them a big Newton is something that once I stopped eating them and I never look back I never thought to
myself why I miss Fig Newtons and now that I'm eating them I'm like have you ever heard of got not one out of your hands I'm not gonna I don't like Fig Newtons I can't believe I ate them for like three years of my life I never understood
it I'll be honest with you but it's the only thing you have your house to eat they're chewy there's nothing crunchy in it that's why I liked him just for the consistency I have your label I have your label and I want your label nope I I'm not
super confident in this one but oh okay well we're there this is what I was gonna do as well so I didn't want you to think that I was copying you but I knew you're gonna do that I went with these because they had the most reminiscent taste
and they're also I remember them yes smooth right but I do prefer these a little bit yeah it's it from Albertson probably the plate that you prefer is the correct answer oh please do not throw the Fig Newtons the others are Walmart's great value dollar generals clover Valley
and Trader Joe's so you're saying these are the real Fig Newtons that's what I'm saying oh dang how's that possible I could I could have bridged the gap now let's find the original Barnum's animal crackers now Barnes and Bailey's and all those people they went out of business
right for the circus they're still making the crackers and by the way they're in a cracker business their crackers this is a cookie episode no what do I need crackers signed up brother technically a cookie they are because they're sweet is that why oh that's okay I picked
up okay oh no this is like a mountain goat it's like limiting linear you remember that from the original animals no I don't camel huh everyone really gets a cracker taste on that back in John I've done it this is not a cookie it becomes straight-up crackers yeah
I want still a cookie this one becomes a cracker crackle and this is I mean this is like a is this a nursing hippopotamus this is something to get children excited I think this is a hippo nursing a baby hippo or is the hippo just grabbing its own
breasts what would you do if you were a hippo I guess be mistaken for a gorilla I can't tell what this is look at this one they didn't even take the time to cut the legs out yeah that's cheap it's definitely one of these too I mean we
both know that well the thing we learned is that they have a lemony flavor I like these better than those two and I'm gonna taste this these are the best tasty do you want no which one do you like the best number one I don't like lemon flavored
stuff so I like these the best I like these the second best these are horrible and that's number three for me ready to guess okay yeah yeah yeah I I'm pretty sure that's it these are Barnum's animal crackers are on plate number four what that's right the one
you chose is Trader Joe's and the next one is target's market pantry followed by Costco's Kirkland Signature somebody's been feeding me the wrong animal you serious oh my this is not what's in my mind about how they look they've updated the design my whole world's been turned upside
down I don't know if I can go on well they taste the best I'm going forward without you okay a couple things to note number one this round is gonna be worth two points you have a chance to talk yes and we are blindfolded because we're tasting Oreos
and Oreos if you didn't know say Oreo on them I'm in I'm in a plate that's a sweet sweet cream in the middle of that I would think I just ate an Oreo yeah that tasted like an Oreo felt like an Oreo – this one also feels like
an Oreo huh mmm more crumbly yeah a lot more crumbly not as crunchy not nearly as chocolatey hmm I don't want to give too much away but I don't think that's an Oreo yeah that ain't an Oreo this one seems to have more frosting in the middle yeah
I put a double stuff in here this one's a good one too this is a good cookie it's got more frosting the number one in a very similar taste mmm the chocolate is a little more cocoa E is this the last one yeah you're doing great oh this
one's thin Oh somebody said on these there's nothing a cream in the middle yeah he's got that on at the store this is the Dollar General I'm gonna put that up there at their messy game that's really exempted these two it don't taste bad this in front of
mirrors yeah is this in front of you you don't you know what's in front so this is two and then this is is this one and then this is – okay wine hmm how much cookies too much cookie cuz I'm about to be there I didn't want to
eat – I forgot it's really three that we're concerned about I accidentally put some dadgum two in my mouth and I meant to put a three now I'm chewing multiple – okay careful be very careful with your sticks please and I'm not even gonna count down you just
gingerly place them where you believe because you can't see each other so just what are you going for Lee what are you doing man I'm just trying to find number number one okay found it hold on I think he just took my [Laughter] final guesses you can't hold
okay alright I see I see what's going on here finally alright so red is going plate one and link is going point three and I didn't read the cookie I'm right hey that's it that's this is not a bad cookie though this one is good aalverson the one
next to Oreos is Walmart's great value the one that you said was good was Trader Joe's how much the last one is Kroger's they put a lot of you later pool or no Gers owns it ' okay no thought you're trying to be like our mom's Trader Joe's
turn everything plural very good well congratulations right you are the you're the cookie ID man so you get a cookie jar jar cookie jar jar oh I'm so happy take a bite of his eyeball glue yeah man go for it it's not gonna be me my gosh it's
a chewy one y'all made this last week thank you for liking commenting and subscribe you know what time it is I'm Jacob I'm Levi we're about to make cookies and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality what's in those cookies contain yourselves boys click the top link
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