as the corona virus continues to spread it's time for us to face the uncomfortable truth that we're all going to come in contact with it at some point it's everywhere Europe assets Africa has it America has a the only person who doesn't have it is that guy in
the bunker and parasites but he's got other problems now if you're in a sparsely populated area you might be ok but one of the worst things you can do right now is be in any kind of cramped space where people are packed tightly together like a like a
live studio audience for a late-night show those people are screwed but not you guys you guys are cool you have a fire you guys are fired and it's even worse if you're in a city like New York which is basically one big studio audience the good news is
though the governor of New York Andrew Cuomo is taking action Governor Andrew Cuomo has declared a state of emergency in New York as dozens of new cases of corona virus are determined each day with testing happening around the clock contain contain contain get a lead chase it down
get a lead chase it down find the positive quarantine Governor Andrew Cuomo sounding the alarm against rotting the subways if you're sick if you see a packed train car let it go by wait for the next train yes to minimize your risk in New York City you should
wait for a less crowded train and we actually have a live image of someone who's still waiting for a less crowded train I miss you I miss you grandad let me give you a tip about New York there are no less crowded trains and if there is an
empty car on the train whatever is in there is worse than Corona even coronavirus would be like if I were you I'd wait for the next one yeah just wait like me I'm going I'm waiting for the next one now although the governor gave some unhelpful advice he
does have a plan to help ensure that there's plenty of hand sanitizer for the residents of New York we are introducing New York State clean hand sanitizer made conveniently by the state of New York this is a superior product to products now on the market this is 75%
alcohol it has a very nice floral bouquet by detective lilac hydrangea tulips was not you know why are you putting your hands in someone else's face that's the first rule of coronavirus what do you do like Como's the kind of guy who would open the door to prove
that zombies are gone I swear I don't hear them let me check but look I will say a state making its own hand sanitizer to give people free hand sanitizer is a great idea I love this although I don't know why Cuomo is trying to sell us on
the great smell right this coronavirus I'm buying the hand sanitizer I'm taking it you don't have to sell me on the fridge imagine if the captain of the Titanic was like everyone get in the life rafts and here's a fun bonus they smell like fresh baked cookies also
they come in a really fun shade of yellow just in time for spring he's like my men you hadn't yet we're thinking I'm in I'm in now while we're waiting on governments to figure out a solution to Corona the World Health Organization keeps reminding us that there is
a lot that US individuals can do to prevent the spread of this disease so for more on this information we're joined by our senior health expert Jim Oogie young White's everybody it's really scary and everyone wants to know what are some of the things that people can do
themselves about the coronavirus okay so first of all Trevor there is no need to panic all right except for old people you guys are screwed you guys I'm not old okay well like you're gonna be the judge of that okay well anyway RG Buki I asked you to
help us find the best hygiene practices sanctioned by the World Health Organization what does your research shown yeah okay so I read this really interesting tweet tweet yeah I read this tweet thread which is basically a book yeah okay and I learned that we need to stop shaking
hands you know why do we even do that in the first place like seriously whose idea was it for us to be like hey you know those things that we use to wipe our butts let's rub them together booty fingers okay so my first tip if you are
still shaking hands with people stop it right now stop that you dirty bitch all right I don't think anyone is disagreeing with you about shaking hands it's actually why I've been using the elbow that way you don't even touch hands with people elbows Trevor you're using your elbow
how do you cough what it's basically like eating someone's ass why is that bad just like what do you do when you cough show me what you do anything when I cough I coughed into into my elbow and then I touch it – somebody's exactly you're coughing directly
into someone's ass elbows are not as clean as people think as someone who takes a lot of showers with people I can tell you no one ever washes their elbow okay fine so Djibouti then what's the best way to greet people okay so what I recommend is you
put your hand over your heart like so and then you bow that's easy so just like like this yeah just like a little bit lower oh yeah like this yeah well you want to go low enough to kiss your old ass goodbye oh man cuz the road is
coming for you [Applause] [Music] you
