welcome to the brown bar so I originally started dating a brown girl and her parents asked what I do for a living I'm a teacher but they want me to form my answer in terms of doctor lawyer engineer just tell them you're an engineer but I'm not are
you not an engineer of Education okay I also have a summer job at Best Buy oh so you're a computer engineer no I just sell them so you're a computer engineer my phone isn't working properly it keeps glitching Oh No let's take a look mmm yeah I see
what's going on me a second gun work can you help me with this hi me I should be good as new somewhere Bobby's casted the evil eye over it uber driver transportation engineer how do I know my brown friends celebrate Christmas just ask them okay pana do you
celebrate Christmas Tony buddy listen to me already told you I'll accept a gift from you because I respect your religion I just won't buy anything for you because I don't really celebrate Christmas so that's a no I didn't say that then what are you saying I'm saying I'm
a size eight and I really love Balenciaga because I really respect your religion house cleaner sanitary engineer my boyfriend they've got really upset that I don't like cricket people allowed to have different preferences I guess isn't it just the boring version of baseball security gosh your finance engineer
so I'm working on the film and I'm told it needs to be a little more diverse sounds like a good idea but like there aren't any roles for doctors or cab drivers or anything well what are the rules are there huh see there's a love interest from people
can love him as a student around people do go to school there's the best friend as a brown person I have personally experienced friendship really yes brown people can play all of those roles what else is there well why isn't it for now all right let's don't people
to be elderly but thank you okay Hank Azaria gardener photosynthesis engineer I failed my math test and my parents are gonna kill me here's what you want to do you go into your parents room you tell them you made a mistake tell me you're pregnant you were on
meth and it was your boyfriend Kevin Jerome even better and then tell actually know what I'm not sure where the father is that's why I'm going on Maury to publicly find out who the father is and that hit him with the just kidding I only failed my math
test but do you see how much worse things could be I came to this country to give better life to my kids and now my son is making tech Doc's and me eating beef yes you know a lot of people come here to complain about their kids why
don't you take one of these brochures you'll see that most kids are actually worse than yours this boy's tattoos on his face my mom really wants me to be vegetarian but I really like KFC okay that's not real meat anyways every time I go to my health clinic
doctor raghupathy just prescribing me tumeric with water and what's the problem it's not fixing anything you try ginger no I need real medicine okay here's what you need you're gonna get some brandy you're gonna warm it up and you're gonna take shots of that you always get us
now you're welcome my school doesn't have any colored people there except me and I can't relate to anyone what did they talk about this one guy always talks about how Carol is annoying and cheap what did Carol do she's lame and tells him what to do I mean
I heard them fighting on the phone that's one time and he told her to shut the F up and then he hung up how long they been dating Carol's his mom Oh anyway I gotta go my mom's waiting in the car I really gotta go I'm sorry so
I'm a huge fan of The Simpsons but I watched his documentary recently that set up who is problematic now how should I feel I feel like you should watch Family Guy I'm dating a brown guy but I'm Hindu and he's Christian your parents will come around I'm Hindu
but his Buddhist your parents will come around Hindu but he's white run away from home hi so I'm dating this brown girl and she grew up kind of suppressed do you know and I want to get it on but I want to be sensitive about sex and stuff
so what do you think I should do let me tell you what not to do don't read the Kama Sutra as it is an Indian text we're not too fond of sharing that information with other people matter of fact I don't think we do it with each other
it's kind of like yoga you ever seen any person doing yoga very much my little boy is growing up too fast he wants to start making his own decisions he's talking to girls which are bad influences have you tried grounding him yes but he talks back to me
says I can't do that maybe try taking away his toys I try can I have my phone back please my wife is probably calling me see what I mean yeah hi thank you so much for watching this video I appreciate you taking the time all the other things
you could be doing to watch this video give it a thumbs up if you like to check out all the people in the video shout out to them the links are in the description my last video over there my blog channel there videos out here one love Lily
that is a wrap and Zoop I have one hand is holding the camera so
