hey welcome to the brown bar my name is Lily how can I help you I heard a co-worker telling another co-worker that I'm still saying her name wrong I've been working with poor Naima for three years good on you for trying to learn it's pronounced ornament worn on aa wooden amar poran border numb or numb numb nah what nah nah nah nothin wooden um uh oh Poornima yes there it is got it boo mama no I don't know why my girlfriend is mad at me 99% of the time it's not that your brown girlfriend is defective it's that you don't how to treat her right well all I did was ask her to teach me how to speak Indian what were you from Canada do you speak Canadian no I speak English obviously obviously oh I get it Indian isn't a language is it there you go what else can I help you with should I ask her to teach me how to speak Hindi sit down I'd like to return some advice you sold me earlier what was the advice to accept my son's decision to pursue music the reason for return their 10th one today I got an invitation to my friend joy thiis wedding but I think there's a typo it says there's 4 different events yes there is a typo there are actually 14 different events hi again how may I help you this time yes I'm looking for support for finding a wife for my son are you single yeah your mom's here again mom you can't keep doing this I'm depressed and I told my parents I need to see a therapist but they just said I need to drink more water you're gonna need to be more assertive all right here let's roleplay a little bit all right Lily come here for a second I'll be your dad and you'll be this kid's mother okay sure wouldn't it RJ I do go get home okay tell us you need to talk mom dad I needed to talk about a day shut up would busy okay I'll just I just searched yourself come on get in there Jay no I need to talk now I need you to listen no I need you to bloody listen okay why the bloody hell you wearing shoes in the house huh asking a question oh that's enough I just know what word look I need help I even found doctors in our area you need help from the rapist oh my god my son hanging out with the rapist I need a therapist for what give a home a house a place a place to rest your head you have an iphone a Nintendo a refrigerator with food in it bread cheese maken button gee I can't believe it's not butter I can't believe I've seen killed himself this is everything why you're sad don't watch internet that's fine I'm going to get therapy well duh good luck yeah and but bro also by the way you do need more water your lips are chapped f my girlfriend said we had to break up because her parents would never accept me I'm from Florida and she's from Accra bah so you did not say I could about no that's what she said I can assure you she did not say Agrabah I'm pretty sure she did I'm pretty sure she didn't cuz that's not a real place no maybe it's Saudi Arabia how long you've been dating five years and you don't know what country she's from oh no I do it's somewhere in Dubai Ali Ababwa why don't you take a compliment romantic so I'm DJing this brown wedding I want to make sure to please the crowd do you play list well I was thinking of starting with jay-z featuring panjabi MC beware the boys though my best friend Miriam is 32 and she still has a curfew of 10 p.
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I'm still not allowed to work the night shift give me this auntie's name please what is this auntie's name he's very motivational mama stop it I really need some career advice from a successful Indian woman well you're in luck Mindy Kaling's shift starts in an hour I've seen 10 billion whew God mom – stop it hard to learn how to do internet because I want to talk to my grandkids okay great well sign you up for okay boomerangs class what's your email any il PA te l 8t h OT ma l do t CA l am like many um do you still have a typewriter I would love to introduce you to my son he's very motivational Jay it's your mom again welcome to the brown bar okay I'm in sorta not that kind of bar excuse me didn't this used to be a Bed Bath & Beyond yeah but now it's the brown bar okay because you're causing a disturbance oh I'm just okay I'm reporting this my manager isn't here hello yes I'd like to report some suspicious behavior thank you so much for watching this video shots every single person that was in it the links are in the description collapse of Christmas your don't expect too many more I don't got no time but the last culpeper's right over there my second vlog channels right over there and subscribe because we making videos out here son one love Lily that is a wrap and Zoop.
