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Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Saiman Says.
And thank you, everybody, for 500k subscribers! One minute.
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5 LAKH subscribers? Where'd the 500k go? Every time YouTube's got an update, they crap- ♪ Ooh.
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Bhendi! Bhendi! ♪ Oh, ho, ho.
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Because of less pollution, I can finally see my subreddit- r/SaimanSays So without anyfurther ado, let's start.
“Indians thinking that lockdownwill finally end on May 3: *smile*” “Modiji: *draws four*” +4, +4, +4, +4.
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There's a lot of time to call Uno.
Take it easy, without tension, okay? “When the whole worldis finally satark (alert)” Nice meme, but sadly, the 'Crime Patrol'fandom is dying, everybody.
So, please.
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like thisvideo if you're a criminal.
“Schools, colleges, institutes, gyms, pools – closed” Okay, everything is closed.
“J&K to other states: First time?” Ayy, I am sorry.
I cannot doany controversial jokes now.
I am sorry.
I've 500k subscribers.
I've to play it safe now.
[Boos in background]I've to play it safe now.
[Boos in background]Tsk.
[Boos in background]Don't boo me, please.
[Boos in background]Try to understand me.
[Boos in background]Put yourself in my underwear.
[Boos in background]I mean.
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I'm not wearing any shoes right now.
[Barefeet Gang]I mean.
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I'm not wearing any shoes right now.
Otherwise, I'd have said to putyourself in my shoes.
“When you can't carry bombsaround, so you carry virus.
” “Modern terrorism requiresmodern solutions.
” WHAT DID I JUST SAY? Huh!? “Improvise.
Adapt.
Overcome.
” I wanna give them a Tablighi chamaat.
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“When you realise that an year ago, we were all hyped up for endgame.
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but now we're in the endgame.
” “*Tunak Tunak music stops*” How long did Endgame runin the theaters? 2 months? “Dolphins have returned to Italy.
Meanwhile in India:” Okay, I don't think I've seen a more masculineversion of Mahatma Gandhi before.
I mean, this is perfect.
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daddy, I mean, bapu material, guys.
“When you fight for yearsto end untouchability, ” “but a virus just brings it backin just a couple of months.
” But, don't worry.
This time we're doinga different kinda Dandi March.
“Saiman: *turns 'Bye, PewDiePie'into a T-series disstrack*” “Carry: *suprised*” Oh, my God! How can youmiss this opportunity? How can you not use 'suprised CarryMinatiface' instead of 'suprised Pikachu face'? Guys, come on! “Some say Carry is best in roasting.
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” “Some say he's better in gaming.
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” “But deep down inside, we all know.
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that he should stop making music.
” [chuckles]that he should stop making music.
” After this video, Carry'sdefinitely gonna block me.
But, it's okay, guys.
As a creator, I understand.
Sometimes, there's an urge from the inside-to try something different.
So, it's fine if CarryMinati makes music.
But, of course, that does notmean you should make a song in support of a music labeland attach patriotism to it.
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you get the point, right? What is your opinion about this?Post it in comments down below so that my engagement increases, please.
“Dark humour is like citizenship.
” “Not everyone gets it.
” But I have a dream that one day all Indianswould get the dark and dank humour.
I have a dream.
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When the governmentdeclares your city a hotspot, but you aren't getting any free Wi-Fi:”Those bastards lied to me.
” That's what happened inBandra a day before yesterday.
Everyone thought that there'sa hotspotnear Bandra station.
So, everyone went there for free Wi-Fi.
Tsk.
When you accidentally use 'le' or'nobody' format on Saiman's subreddit- “Me: Forgive me, Om Sai Man.
” Every KBC (Indian WWTBAM)contestant in their video: I didn't put 'nobody'.
See!? That is what I am trying to say.
There's no need for 'nobody'.
But some people still usethat for “extra humour”.
There's no need for 'nobody'! If your meme is funny enough, there's no need for- India is the most depressedcountry in the world, but it has less than 4, 000mental health professionals.
Is this true!? I mean, I've heard thatIndia is very depressed.
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in the entire world.
I've read that.
“Now this looks like a job for me.
” “Now this looks like a job for me.
” “Now, everybody, subscribe to me.
Because you need a little inspiration.
” “Because your life is empty without.
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“How much do I make through YouTube?” GauravZone[cringes] [slaps] GoberZone.
[🦀🦀 Saiman is gon 🦀🦀] “3 year old dies after fallinginto a meal container” “What are they calling the dish now?” “Balak paneer.
” Not gonna lie, 'balak' paneerwould taste great with.
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'bachcha' paratha.
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and 'baal' tadka.
Robert Downey Jr.
: You know who I am.
Okay.
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Manjul Khattar: You know who I am.
It's okay, though.
Robert Downey Jr.
is a big superstar.
But these TikTokers have a bigger ego.
I feel bad for those whomake good content on TikTok.
But they get completely overshadoweddue to these “lipsync entertainers”.
Modi ji: Stay at homeand don't come out.
Homeless people: (`_`) If you're homeless, just buy a house.
“How to gain views on YouTube videos?”Techno Antesh.
8 views.
“I think he was asking.
” I saw this meme earlier, and ever since then I'm very curious to see whatknowledge this video has to offer.
Because I need some tipsfor views as well.
I am curious.
I am curiouswhat this video has to say.
So let's take a look at this video.
Okay, guys.
We clearly under-estimated Techno Antesh.
This video already has 32k views.
Techno Antesh seemsto be a genius, guys.
Antesh: Friends, if you're watching this video, then please subscribe to my channel.
Saiman: Okay.
Antesh: Without any further ado.
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Saiman: This is what I don't do.
I don't askfor likes and subscription in the beginning.
That's why my channelgrowth is slow.
Shi- “Okay, listen.
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” Antesh: Friends, next topic-Sharing on Facebook.
You don't have to do much.
You've to join some groups on Facebook.
Share your video link on those groups.
Saiman: One minute, one minute.
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What is this background music? [listens careully] I mean.
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is your home on Sunburn's stage? I think, this advice was followedby every struggling YouTuber.
I too went on random Facebookgroups to share my video.
At least, I got a satisfaction thatmy videos were everywhere.
[Antesh tells how to spam videos]I opened Facebook, okay.
[Antesh tells how to spam videos]”Your groups”.
Okay.
[Antesh tells how to spam videos]Hmm.
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[Antesh tells how to spam videos]What the heck is that? [laughs] I need to join this group.
“A group of 10 million Hindus.
” “If you're added, you wouldadd 100 more to this group.
” This is the most Facebook thingI've ever seen.
Wow.
Antesh: Friends, next topic-Hashtags.
When you watch a big YouTuber's video, if you comment, make sure to addyour channel name as a hashtag.
What are the benefitsof doing this? Let's see.
Whenever someone clicks on the hashtag, it would show my videos.
See, my videos gets opened.
How much snake oilwould you sell? Huh? I get it.
If you comment a hashtagand I click on it, your videos would open.
I get it.
But the same thing will happenif they click on your name! Your name shows up whenyou comment, right? And if I click on it, it would still be ableto open your channel and watch videos.
But there are a lot of things in this universe, which do not make sense.
And Techno Anteshis an omniscient baba.
So, I am going to listen to this tip, and I am going to apply it.
Antesh: When you watch a big YouTuber's video, if you comment, make sure to addyour channel name as a hashtag.
When everyone is callingyou a copy of PewDiePie, so unlike PewDiePie, you posttwice in a month.
Who made this? Huh? Don't spread fake news.
I post at least once in a week, okay? That is 4 videos in a month.
Except last month, because I was busy fightinga monster and saving Mumbai.
You're welcome.
And also because PewDiePiehas a team.
He has editors.
That is why he can upload daily.
Same with Tanmay Bhat-he also has a team.
Never saw this one coming.
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It's almost a year to that collab, right? BHENDI ♪ BHENDI ♪ My work is to spread cringe, and my name's Amit Bhadana.
TBH honest, nowadays people hit AmitBhadana on the net just to look “cool”.
I made a roast on him becausehis content was misogynistic.
I made fun of the Mehnat song because.
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Well, I guess.
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that deservedto be made fun of.
If you check his current content, you can see that he's putting insome effort to change himself.
So I cannot hate that, okay? If he's gonna shit, I'll bethe first one to roast him.
He's gonna release a song on20 million.
So, I'll be ready.
“COVID-19 symptoms includehaving a lack of taste” People who watch Amit Bhadana:[chuckles] Guys, please clear this.
Why is sitting on a chairand recording yourself while calling out cringeconsidered “quality content”? These new creators like PapaOcus, Sunaraybee(straight up low quality PewDiePie) I am sorry, I didn't say it.
Sunaraybee, PapaOcus, I am sorry.
This is why I stoppedwatching PewDiePie.
Every third video is calling out cringe.
I don't even watch Saiman.
Okay, this is too far.
ANURAG! We live in a society where people areinterested in other people and their opinions.
That is why reaction video work.
That is why vlogs work.
That is why reality TV works.
The reason why reaction videosare considered “quality content” is because sometimes it is importantto call out what is wrong.
Just because, apparently, no hard work is visible, because I make videos sitting here, doesn't mean that it isnot quality content, okay? So, that is it.
I rest my case, your honour.
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
What? Neha Dhupia donates5 boyfriends to the PM relief fund? Wow.
A round of applause for her.
I am so glad that I did not makeany video about Neha Dhupia.
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when it happened, everyonemessaged me the same on Instagram.
“Video on Neha Dhupia.
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“”A video on Neha Dhupia please” Arey!? I already knew this wassome marketing strategy.
What's why I did notmake a video about this.
Gods, whenever there is a major disease outbreak in 21st century: *run* Now, you see.
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I am a very stupid YouTuber.
I am a very dumb YouTuber.
I am not a smart YouTuber.
because if I were a smart YouTuber, I would have avoided this meme.
Now is such a heinous Kaliyugathat even Gods are in lockdown.
The Gods did this becauseof overpopulation.
That is why the weak die, and the strong ones live.
OR that is why the poor die, and the rich ones live.
I think I'd have to celebrate 400ksubscribers after this video.
Alright, that's it.
Thank you for watching this video.
Before ending this video.
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My hair looks nice when I do this, right? Before ending this video, I'll show you this fan art by Suresh.
Suresh, man, why do youmake such a good fan art? Huh? Thank you, Suresh.
I like the thumbnails behind.
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there are a lot offan arts this week.
So, I'll show you those fan artsbefore ending this video.
Thank you for watching.
Good night.
Bye.
Shab-ba-khair.
Kailash Kher.
Wish you a happy married life.
Bye.
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