Ah yeah G'day and welcome to this instructional video on how to to prepare for parenthood it's just a pretend baby WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA Shhh, shh, shhh, shhh WAAA Shh, shhh, shhh Shhh, shh, shh, shh WAA! WAAA! WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAAA WAAAAAA Shhhh, shhh, shhh WAAAA Shhh, shh, shh and that was how to prepare forparenthood and no pretend babies were harmed in the making fo this video Ah yeah G'day and welcome to thisinstructional video on how to support her through pregnancy Um, we've got another baby on the way so obviously the missus is going to be doing all the hard workyou know growing the baby for nine months so here's a few things you can doto help her out Choose all her maternity clothes for her Ya? Do you like it? I mean, the belly can grow, it's got me onit, I made it man made it myself.
Choose the baby's name yourself Um, Bob.
Works for a boy or a girl Yeah? High 5? Baby proof the house Um because she's going to be growing like a pot belly, as the baby grows, um tomake her feel good about herself, grow your own pot belly as well.
Um, just by eating twice as much of everything that she does.
Put together all the flat packkit set baby furniture stuff Help her out by testing out all hernew, weird, food craving things Yep no no I'm fine, the banana into the tuna and then.
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Help find a midwife 'how to deliver ababy' Yip, I could do this, most of this.
Choose the baby's first outfit – AY!? AY? Ay? ay.
Even when she's nine months pregnanttell her she doesn't even look pregnant Babe, I can't even tell you're pregnant youlook great okay Are you stuck in the car again?Yeah I'll get you, you're stuck yeah.
Ah yeah G'day and welcome to this instructional videoon how to support her through childbirth That breathing Dad Okay and.
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The emotional Dad I'm ok I'm ok.
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The fainty Dad I just feel, i'm not really, I just a little bit.
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The Gym Dad AND PUSH! C'MOM AND PUSH! AND JUST PUSH IT OUT JUST PUSH IT OUT and there you go.
The Hungry Dad Hey babe I've packed you some sandwiches.
Hey babe I've eaten all the sandwiches The social media Dad Oh wow! I can see the head.
This is just Facebook live, it's okay, it's just.
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and push That Gas Dad Oh, oh you want it? Yip.
The way to prepped Dad I got ya water, lunchbox, Neck pillow thing, sandwich maker, tapemeasure, a picnic blanket, a couple of bananas I got the wet wipes, sunscreen, Igot monopoly, I got some ice cubes and some scissors for the.
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cord thing.
What? The 'She'll Be Right' Dad Right so you do the pushing the baby stuff and I'll be back in a couple hours she'll be right Can you say wave? Ah yeah G'day, this is how to react when your baby is born.
Um, I know she's not a newborn and we should have filmed this like 18 months ago butI only just thought of it, right.
Should we film it with you or this one that looks like a newborn? The teary Dad 'Here's your baby' Oh wow, hey.
Someone cutting onions or, or have youjust farted babe, just cuz my eyes are quite watery.
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That sport fanatic Dad Fist pump! High 5!? WOOOO! The blubbering Dad The typical New Zealand farmer Dad 'Here's your baby' Oh yeah na look at that ay.
Bloody beauty.
Right, I just gotta go check the cows got water.
that's good there, good work there.
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pushing that one out.
That really over the top proud Dad.
The panic Dad.
Right two eyes, two ears, two hands, – oh she's good.
You've got teeth!? Why have you got a set of 18 month old teeth? Nurse! The 'HOH!' Dad HOOOOHHHH!!!! Yeah you've got teeth, why have you got teeth? That way too much for a newborn to handle Dad.
Oh hello how are you? AH PEEKA-BOO! WEEEEEE! The awkward Dad Is she meat to do.
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she mean to be doingthis? Nurse? she smells funky Okay, I'm gonna put her down.
I'm gonna put her down.
Don't put her on the floor? Ok.
I didn't put her on the floor.
The late Dad I'm here! OH, WOW! Wow.
and then you just, one click of the button.
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oh that one does that.
so that button's just for that bit, and then just to open it.
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Oh there we go.
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and then you just give it a bit of a.
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