– Hey guys, we know you're stuck at home.
– So are we.
– But that doesn't mean we can'thave a killer spring break.
– In fact, we're determinedto still have a blast.
– So here's some tips to help make your quarantine spring break, – [All] The best spring break ever! (airhorn) (upbeat music) – Yo, just becausewe're stuck in the house doesn't mean we can't havea killer spring break.
What's a spring break without hunnies ogling your best outfit? (romantic music) Time to get out, go there.
Hey, what y'all think about my outfit? Y'all ain't nobody even outside.
(upbeat music) – No sun? No problem.
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees, and then put your arm inside.
(sizzling noise) Oh (beep) (beep), so hot.
It's so hot.
Sunburn? Yes! I'm a genius.
(upbeat music) – What's up baby, dofries come with that ass? Oh, my God, that feels so gross.
I am so sorry, mm-mm no, no catcalling ever again.
Oh my God, that hurts.
Oh my God.
(upbeat music) – All right, I'm right here we go? Come on.
(punching noises) (upbeat music) – Think it's impossible tostart drama while stuck at home? Wrong, just start a groupchat with all of your exes, say I miss you babe, and then never respond again.
And just get out thepopcorn, if you have any.
(upbeat music) – Oh my God guys no, that'd be so crazy.
If I did a keg stand that's crazy oh my God no, I can't do that.
Oh my God stop, okay, fine I'll do it.
And if you don't have beer just use water.
Oh my God.
Whoa guys, okay.
– Whoa, uh, ahh, oh (beep).
God, (beep) that hurt.
God spring break sucks.
(upbeat music) So I can't go to the doctor, because I can't leave my house.
And I'm pretty sure thehospitals are filled with corona, so I'm just gonna lookup my symptoms on WebMD.
Okay so, symptoms.
Pain in my ankle, and some swelling.
Oh, it's saying I needto recharge my battery? Oh my God, what does that mean? Am I dying? (upbeat music) – Yeah, so I don't know about you guys but I don't have sand in my apartment.
Uh, but I do have somethingthat's pretty close.
(tropical music) Oh, wow.
This is nice.
Ah, and it's perfect for a little snack.
(rice falling into pan) (upbeat music) (exhales) (suspenseful music) – Ah, breathing through yournose makes this so hard.
(upbeat music) – Yo, heads up.
(thud) (upbeat music) – Marco, (water splashing) Marco, oh my gosh you guys he's so good at this.
(beep) (upbeat music) – You know I would never do that to you.
You are the only one for me babe.
I love you too.
Why hello there, no, not you, you.
(upbeat music) – Wanna see a dope showbut can't leave the house? Just find a YouTubevideo from a live show, and turn that (beep) all the way up.
(rap music) – [Keith's Mom] Keithturn that (beep) down before I beat yo ass.
– Security here's real whack.
– [Keith's Mom] I heardthat you little (beep).
(upbeat music) – Okay, so this one's gonnatake a little bit of commitment.
And I know some of you might be asking, how can I wake up in a strange place if I can't leave my house? Well here's how, blindfold yourself, and then wander around until you get confused and tired, and then eventually you'll fall asleep, and then you'll wakeup in a strange place.
(thud) Ah! Ow.
Oh my God.
Oh, ah, ah! (thud) Ow! Goddamn it that was the same (beep) ankle.
(tropical music) Whoa, I'm in a strange place.
(whispers) (upbeat music) – For me, spring break isall about getting trashed.
But, unfortunately, I'm athome with the rents right now, and they're super strict, so they don't keep booze in the house.
But that's okay, becausethere's plenty other ways to turn up, like this.
(rock music) Okay, I'm gonna barf.
(barfing) Where are ladies? Ladies? (upbeat music) – All right, so obviously, I'm not gonna be able to accidentally run into my ex this year.
But you know what? I've got a lot I needto say to that (beep).
So screw it, I'm just gonna call her.
(ringing) Oh I'm about to destroythat lying, cheating ass.
Sup Jane? – Oh my God Bob, I'm so glad you called.
I've been missing you so, so much.
Let's get back together, please.
– Oh my God, baby I miss you too, so much, so so much, I am sosorry you cheated on me.
I'll never get mad at you again.
– I forgive you.
(upbeat music) – Okay, so how do youmake your friends jealous of your spring break whenyou're stuck at home? Simple, just go through your photos, find a hot pic of yourselfat the beach from last year, put that baby into Photoshop, change the color of the trunks, and then just lie.
This is probably the onlyactual advice that you can use in this whole video, so, you're welcome.
Oh man, huh.
These people are just insanely.
(upbeat music) (creaking sound) – Who's there? (gun cocks) (upbeat music) – Hey mom, no, I'm not out partying, I'm at Bradley's house.
No I'm, I'm just kidding.
I'm home, I'm not with anybody.
Yes, I'm staying home.
Yes, I have hand sanitizer.
Thank you mom.
(upbeat music) – Just because you're locked up inside, doesn't mean you can'thave a spring fling.
If you can't fall inlove with someone else, fall in love with yourself.
Damn girl, you look fine.
Ew, that was so disgusting.
Now I have to clean mymouth like so many times.
I regret doing that.
Which makes for theperfect spring break kiss.
(kissing sounds) – So here are the tips on how to make your quarantine spring break the best, the best, the best spring break ever.
The best spring break ever.
Ha! – You put a blindfold on, and you walk around, no.
Let me start that over.
(laughs) I'm going insane.
I actually am hurting myself though.
Hope you liked that one guys.
– [Cameraman] Rolling.
– Ah man, I need your phone.
(phone falls) – Come on, click? You wanna catch these hands? You wanna catch these hands? All right, well here they come.
You better get ready to catch them.
Stink ass business.
I have a knife.
You better leave, whoever, or whatever you are spooky ghost.
(water splashing) Oh, whoa, whoa.
Shake my leg.
Quarantine life, relax.
– I love you, I love you.
I should have treated you better.
(kissing noises) – Scene three, closeup toe, rice, take one.
So after I did that spinny bit, I actually puked.
– And now, room tone.
(laughs) – Wow, what a time.
Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that video.
If you wanna watch another, we got another video right over here, and if you want some cool clothes, we've got the Smosh merch store, and it's, boy they're cool.
If you haven't subscribed yet, do it.
Just do it, what are you doing? Stay safe, stay inside, stay sanitized.
And don't run out of toilet paper.
(pan flute music).