(cheers and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER, MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO'S GONNA PLAYOUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT'S WHO!THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON DOWN.
(applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOURLUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS ISYOUR LUCKY DAY.
NOW COME ON DOWN.
HEY, THANKS FORPOPPING BY! (fizzing) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOWTO FINISH YOURTASTY BEVERAGE, THEN WHO WILL WINOUR GRAND PRIZE? WELL, CHUCK, OUR WINNER TODAYWILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OFPICKLEICIOUS PICKLEPOWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUSNUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOUEXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY, AND JUST A TOUCHOF NAUSEA.
YES, PICKLE POWERWITH ITS MULTITUDEOF USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFEA DREAM COME TRUE.
(spurt) WHY NOT RELAXAND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME HANDLES ALL OF YOURTOUGH CLEANING CHORES? PICKLE POWER EXTREME, IT'S PICKLEICIOUS.
AVAILABLE AT ALLREPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES.
MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES, BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES, AND SHOULD NOT BETAKEN WITH FOOD.
ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREMEAT YOUR OWN RISK.
AND SHOULD NOT BETAK(squeals)OOD.
CHUCK? I TAKE IT YOU'RE IN.
GOOD! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOU'LL BEGOING UP AGAINST.
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YOU KNOW HIM, YOU MOCK HIM.
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IT'S EL DESTRUCTO! AND HIS MUCHBRIGHTER SIDEKICKEL DESTRUCTO, JR.
(applause) LET'S PLAY.
ROUND ONE.
MANY GREAT SCHOLARSHAVE BEEN PUZZLED BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM.
ONE PLUS ONEEQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME, CONTESTANTS.
THIS IS ATRICKY QUESTION.
(laughs) EL DESTRUCTORINGS IN FIRST.
WHAT ISYOUR ANSWER, EL? (scrawling and murmuring) OH, NO, THAT ISJUST SO WRONG.
IT'S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME.
ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TOTHE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVEYOUR OPPONENTFROM THAT PLATFORM.
(air horn blows) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, EL DESTRUCTO'S BODYHAS BECOME AFINELY-TUNED MACHINE.
JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACTAND CONFUSEHIS OPPONENT, HE CAREFULLY MOVESIN TO DELIVER THE FINAL– OH, WAIT! WE'VE NEVER SEENTHIS ONE BEFORE.
THAT IS QUITE A FALL.
(splat) THAT IS QUITE A FALL.
ROUND THREE: PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA! OUR CONTESTANTMUST STAY ONHIS TOWER TO ADVANCE TOTHE NEXT ROUND.
(electronic crackle) EL DESTRUCTOWASTES NO TIME.
LOOK AT THATCOMBAT-TESTEDPRECISION.
WHAT TECHNIQUE.
WHAT STYLE.
OUR CONTESTANTSHOULD BE GIVING UPRIGHT ABOUT NOW.
OH, THAT CAMEOUT OF NOWHERE! ROUND FOUR.
TREADMILL MAYHEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ISMAKE IT TO THEFINISH LINE ON A TRICYCLETO COMPLETE THE TASK.
OH, AND WATCH OUTFOR EL DESTRUCTOAND EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
(laughing) (air horn blows) THERE HE GOES, AND THERE GOESEL DESTRUCTO.
THAT E-Z CHAIR'SNOT GONNA MAKEHIS LIFE ANY EASIER.
AND HE BETTERNOT START FEELINGTOO SAFE.
EL DESTRUCTOWANTS TO TIRETHIS GUY OUT.
AND HE'S NOT JUSTCLOWNING AROUND.
HE'S AL-MOOSEDDONE HIM IN.
THIS IS NOTTHE TIME TO BETOO PICKY, FOLKS.
(laughs deliriously) SOMEONE PLEASESTOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANTSURE MADE SHORT WORK OUT OF THISOBSTACLE COURSE.
BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTOHAS ONE MORE TRICKUP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT TOSS.
OR SHOULD I SAYAN ELEPHANT DROP? OUCH.
ROUND FIVE.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE FIRSTTO EVER MAKE ITTHIS FAR! BUT ARE YOUREADY FOR THEFINAL CHALLENGE? THE GAUNTLET! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) HA HA HA HA! (gulp) READY? GOOD! GO, GO, GO! LET'S SEE HOWHE FARES AGAINSTTHE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, I WOULDN'T WANTTO BE IN THECHALLENGER'S SHOES.
FOR THOSE WITHWEAK STOMACHS, NOW WOULD BEA GOOD TIMETO TURN AWAY.
THIS IS ABOUTTO GET UGLY.
(explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKEIT'S ALL OVER FOR OURCOURAGEOUS CHALLENGER.
BUT WAIT, IT'S THE OLDCRAYON DUMMY TRICK! VERY CLEVER! THE CHALLENGERHAS MADE ITTHIS FAR ON LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKEMORE THAN LUCKFOR HIM TO GET PAST THE POOL OF PAIN.
IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS.
GUMBALLS? HERE'S JUNIOR! HE'S GONNA WISH THATHE STAYED WITH THOSEMASTICATING CROCS NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTOHAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON.
(canon firing) DESTRUCTO IS SHOWINGNO MERCY TONIGHT.
HE'S IN THE LANE.
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AND DRIVINGFOR THE BASKET.
AND HERE'S JUNIORFOR THE ASSIST.
(steam hisses) (laughs) THAT'S IT!I CAN'T LOOK! (laughing) IT'S ALL OVER NOWFOR OUR CHALLENGER.
(cackling) ALL THOSE DREAMSOF PICKLEADE NOW DASHED INTHE ARENA OF ANGUISH.
(alarm beeping) NOW DASHED INTHE ARENA OF ANGUISH.
WHAT? JUNIOR SEEMS TOHAVE LOST POWERTO THE SUIT.
I THOUGHT I TOLD HIMTO PLUG THAT THINGIN LAST NIGHT.
(cheers and applause) WHAT'S THIS? (bell dings) WHAT'S THIS? NO ONE HAS EVER HITTHE TARGET BEFORE! YOU'VE WON! (cheers and applause) I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON.
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSEDTO HAPPEN.
WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHTSOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN? (wheels squeaking) (gulping) NO PICKLES WERE HARMEDDURING THE MAKINGOF THIS SHOW.
(bleats) MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT.
THE WORLD'S LASTUNCONQUERED PEAK RISES MAJESTICALLY ABOVEAN UNSPOILED WILDERNESS.
MOUNTAINEERS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH ITS SUMMITFOR CENTURIES, BUT SCALING ITS ICY FACE HAS PROVEN TO BE A CHALLENGE.
(alarm beeps) BUT STILL IT BECKONS, TOUCHING THE HEARTSOF COURAGEOUS SPIRITS LIKE YOURSELVES– EAGER ADVENTURERS AND THRILL-HUNGRY EXPLORERS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? GOOD.
LET'S GET STARTED.
(laughter) WITH JUST A FEWBASIC NECESSITIES.
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(whinnies) YOU'LL BE READYTO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE MOUNT FORGET ABOUT ITCAN THROW AT YOU.
THE LIGHTERAN EXPLORER'S LOAD, THE EASIERTHE CLIMBING WILL BE.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO HAVEA DEDICATED PARTNER WITH WHOM YOU CANTRADE OFF DUTIES SHOULD THE GOING GET ROUGH.
(clattering) (laughs) YOU'VE REACHED BASE CAMP– A PLACE TO STOP, TAKE STOCK, AND CONSIDER OPTIONSFOR THE JOURNEY AHEAD.
WHILE IT MAY BE TRUETHAT A CLIMBER IS ONLYAS GOOD AS HIS EQUIPMENT, SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLYHAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD FOR MORE THAN JUSTA HAT RACK.
THIS IS THE TIMEWHEN YOUR CLIMBING BUDDY CAN TRULY BEYOUR BEST FRIEND.
(laughing) THE MOST BASIC TOOLIN A MOUNTAINEER'S KIT IS HIS COIL OF ROPE.
ITS USEFULNESS IN BRINGINGTHE CLIMBER CLOSERTO HIS ULTIMATE GOAL CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED.
(growling, clattering) (birds chirping) THE MOUNTAINEER'S MOTTO, “NEVER GIVE UP, ” HAS A SPECIALMEANING TO SOME, WHO SEEM NEVER TO KNOWWHEN TO QUIT.
BUT TRY, TRY, AND TRY AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLETHE ODDS SEEM.
MAN AND NATURE AS ONE.
WHAT COULD BEMORE INSPIRING? OR MORE RIDICULOUS? (laughs) (playing Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ BUT THE TENACIOUS CLIMBERWILL BE REWARDED WHEN HE COMESFACE-TO-FACE WITH SIGHTS THAT THE LESS-RUGGEDCAN ONLY IMAGINE.
YOU CANNOT BUYTHIS TYPE OF FEELING, AND WHY WOULD YOUWANT TO? ANOTHER CREST.
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ANOTHER TEST.
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AND AN UNEXPECTED GUEST.
(bleating) NATURE HAS GIFTEDITS MOST AGILE CREATURES WITH THE TOOLSTO EASILY CONQUER WHAT WOULD CONDEMN OTHERSTO CERTAIN DOOM.
(blows raspberry) ONLY FOOLS WOULDATTEMPT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THESEREMARKABLE CLIMBERS.
(whinnies) WITHOUT PERFECT BALANCE, RAZOR-SHARP FOCUS, AND A FINELY TUNED KNOWLEDGE TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, IT'S SOMETIMES BESTTO LOOK FOR SMARTER, SAFER OPTIONS.
(bleats) (both shivering) EXTREME COLD FRONTSCAN MOVE INWITHOUT WARNING, DROPPING TO SUB-ZEROTEMPERATURES AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
(wind whistling) BUT A BREATH OF THATBITING MOUNTAIN AIR CAN PROVIDE AN EXPERIENCETHAT CANNOT BE MATCHEDANYWHERE ON THE PLANET.
AH-CHOO! WHAT CAUSES THESESUDDEN SHIFTS IN CLIMATEIN HIGH ELEVATION? EVEN THE EXPERTSARE BAFFLED.
(bleats) DRIVING RAIN, RAGING BLIZZARDS.
TO ATTEMPTTO UNDERSTAND ITWOULD BE TO ATTEMPT TO UNRAVELTHE VERY MYSTERYOF NATURE ITSELF.
(laughs) OKAY.
WHERE WERE WE? SOMETIMES, IT'S BEST TO LEAVETHE BIG QUESTIONS TO THE BIGGER MINDS AND SIMPLY TAKE COVERIN THE SAFE HAVENSNATURE HAS PROVIDED.
(creature roaring) (screaming) (growling) (creature roars) (roars) AT LAST, THANKSTO PERSEVERANCE, PATIENCE, AND A DASHOF DUMB LUCK, YOU'VE MADE IT.
WELL, ALMOST.
(bell rings) (bleating loudly) (rumbling) (screaming) (bleats) GOOD WORK, ADVENTURERS.
YOUR WORLD WILLNEVER BE THE SAME.
EACH DAY THAT PASSES WILL LEAVE YOULONGING FOR ANOTHERPERILOUS ADVENTURE, BECAUSE EVERY EXPLORERBRINGS BACK WITH HIM A LITTLE SOMETHINGFROM THE NATURAL WORLD.
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(bleats) THAT WILL STAY WITH HIM.
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FOREVER.
(screaming) (bleats) (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (angry neighing) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-stylePink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (classic Italian-stylePink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (tummy grumbling) (jackhammering) (splat) (crash) (wheezes) (tummy grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO THERE! WELCOME TOMAKE YOUR OWNHAPPY CHEF PIZZA.
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOUVERY HAPPY IN THE TUMMY.
BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVEPLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE.
GOOD.
NOW OPEN YOURHAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT.
USE FLOUR AND WATERTO MAKE THEPIZZA DOUGH.
NEXT, TO MAKEYOUR DOUGH RISE, OPEN THE YEASTAND ADD HALFOF ITS CONTENTS TO THE DOUGH.
(rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOUDON'T USEMORE THAN HALF.
(vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURNTHE DOUGH INTOPIZZA CRUST.
FOR THE PERFECT SHAPEAND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGHWITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE ITA GOOD SPIN AS YOU TOSS ITIN THE AIR.
(birds chirping) AH! (camera shutter snapping) (sobbing) SAUCE IS THEHEART AND SOUL OF YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA.
FOR A ZESTYHOMEMADE SAUCE, CHOP A CLOVE OF GARLICAND ADD AN ONIONINTO A SKILLET.
(sniffs) (gagging) NOW GET READYFOR ONE OFTHE HAPPIEST DINING EXPERIENCESOF YOUR LIFE.
(sobbing) WHEN THINGSSTART TO SIZZLE, ADD A TOMATO.
THE HAPPY CHEFHAS PROVIDED YOUWITH ONE.
BUT TO BE SURE IT'S RIPE, HOLD IT UPTO EYE LEVEL BUT TO BE SURE IT'S RIPE, GENTLY.
A FRESH, RIPETOMATO IS FIRM AND HAS SOME SPRING TO IT.
(onion sobbing) (happy music)♪ ♪ (onion laughs) (laughing) WHEN YOU'RE SUREYOUR TOMATO ISRIPE AND FRESH, CRUSH IT INTOYOUR FRYING PAN TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR.
PUTTING THE SAUCEON A PIZZA IS AN ART FORMALL ITS OWN.
SOME PIZZA CHEFSUSE A BUTTER KNIFE.
OTHERS PREFERTHE BOTTOM OFA SOUP LADLE.
AS WITH ANY ART, EACH ARTIST MUST FINDWHAT WORKS BEST.
THE TRICK ISTO SPREAD ITNOT THIN BUT NOT TOO THICK AND EVEN ALL AROUND.
TIME TO TOP OFFYOUR MASTERPIECE WITH THE TOPPINGS– CHEESE.
MUSHROOMS.
SAUSAGE.
(loud thwacks) (blows) AND WHATEVER ELSEYOU LIKE.
NOW PUT YOUR PIEIN THE OVEN, SET YOUR TIMER, AND GET READYTO ENJOY.
(yawns) (buzzer sounds) THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE NOTA VERY HAPPY CHEFRIGHT NOW IS IF YOU FORGOTTO TURN ON THE OVEN.
(laughs) BUT THE HAPPY CHEF'SGOT JUST THETHING FOR YOU.
(rumbling) HOW'S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE? AHH! (skidding) (vacuum cleaner whirring) (sputtering sounds) (whizzing) (whirring) (crash, clattering) (whirring) (steam hissing) CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THINGLEFT TO DO TO MAKE YOURPIZZA EXPERIENCECOMPLETE.
CLEAN UP.
(chuckles) SERIOUSLY NOW.
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CLEAN UP! (birds chirping) (thud) (thud) (horns honking) (grunts) (laughs) (screams) HMM? (humming) AH! HA-HA! (grunts) (yelps) (electricity crackles) (string trimmer engine turns) (doll cries) (grunts) (screams) (string trimmer engine turns) (lawnmower engine starts) (screaming) (chuckles) (humming) (laughs) (screams) (horns honking) (laughs) (chuckles) (giggling) (laughs) (rumbling) AH! (giggles) (screams) AH! AH! AH! (screams) (grunting) (thud) (coughs) (scoffs) (giggles) (grunts) (laughs) (metal clangingand machines whirring) (laughs) (screams) (crash) (grunts) (crying) (buzz sawing) (buzz sawing) (laughter).
