(tires squealing) ♪ ♪ (whooshing) (screeching) (whizzing) (whooshing) (boing) (whizzing) (whooshing) (whizzing) (beeping) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (beeping) (whirring) (whizzing) (screeching) (squeaking) (whooshing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (air horn blows) (whooshing) (smooches) (shoes screeching) (chickens clucking) (chickens squawk) (upbeat banjo music) (crows squawk) (cow moos) (man grunts) (alien groans) ♪ ♪ (boing) (whistling) (screeching) (train horn blowing) (screeching) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (boing) (whistling) (boing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (spits) (whistling) (clanking) (pinball clanking) (mumbling) (whooshing) (giggling) (laughing wildly) (giggles) HYAH! (beeping) (upbeat note) (jackhammer pounding) (cracking) (whistling) (crashing) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (barkingand mumbling continue) (birds tweeting) (alligators growling) (growling, chomping) D'OH! OW, OW! (chomp) WHEW! (beeping) (whirring) (whooshing) (squeaking) (mumbling) (barking) (squeaking) (pop) (whistling) (triumphant music) (whooshing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (whirring) (tires screech) (mumbling) (barking) (phone beeps) HMM.
MM.
(chuckling) (beeping) (barking) (screaming) (triumphant music) ♪ ♪ (doorbell rings) (door creaks) (aristocratic music playing) ♪ ♪ (pops, sputters) (laughing) (chuckles) (curtains thud) (dance music playing) (humming) doink! (coughing) (straw rustles) HUH? (chuckling) (chuckling) AAH! (broom creaking) crash! (groaning) (light switch clicks) (spotlight buzzing) (banjo music playing) (humming to music) ♪ ♪ (light bulbs shattering) (fire crackling) (whimpering) (blowing) AAH! AAH HA! ding! (groaning) OH! (hook clanks) (straining) screech! (growling) (eyelid snaps) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) sscreech! HUH? UH.
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(bucket clanks) (muttering) AAH! crash! (groaning) clank! smack! (sobbing) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) (cackling) (shadow cackling) (snaps) (pulleys squeaking) screech! (sobbing) UH-OH.
(straining) (canvas creaking) thud! AAH! (panting) (laughing) (humming taunting melody) (laughing) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (paint gurgling) (gasps) RRR! smack! (shouts) thud! (growling) (toilet flushing) AAH! (woman screams) (chuckles) OHHH! OH! (birds tweeting) (growls) (hook clanks) (straining) (laughing) (paint hisses) (paint spraying) (cackling) AH! HA HA! WHOA! WHOA! (paint gurgling) (growling) OH OH! AAH! OHH! (straining) OOH! (crowd oohs and ahhs) (straining) (paint creaking) (straining) (muttering) (applause) (sobbing) (birds chirping) (thud) (thud) (horns honking) (grunts) (laughs) (screams) HMM? (humming) AH! HA-HA! (grunts) (yelps) (electricity crackles) (string trimmer engine turns) (doll cries) (grunts) (screams) (string trimmer engine turns) (lawnmower engine starts) (screaming) (chuckles) (humming) (laughs) (screams) (horns honking) (laughs) (chuckles) (giggling) (laughs) (rumbling) AH! (giggles) (screams) AH! AH! AH! (screams) (grunting) (thud) (coughs) (scoffs) (giggles) (grunts) (laughs) (metal clangingand machines whirring) (laughs) (screams) (crash) (grunts) (crying) (buzz sawing) (buzz sawing) (laughter) EARTH.
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MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO.
PRIMORDIAL OOZEGIVES WAY TOPRIMITIVE CREATURE.
LIFE ISA DAILY STRUGGLETO SURVIVE.
(roaring) (buzzing) (chomps) (slurps tongue) (buzzing) EVERYWHERE, PLANT LIFEAND CREATURES ALIKE EVOLVE.
(roaring) AAH! BEHOLD, PRIMITIVE MAN, DESTINED TO RULE THE EARTH.
AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER, DESTINED FOR COOLNESS.
AAH! THE FOOD CHAIN– A CONSTANT BATTLE OF MANOVER HIS ENVIRONMENT.
HUH? AAH! (whistling) FOOD IS WHERE YOU FIND IT.
(grumbling) AAH! (growling) ONCE HE'S FOUND FOOD, MAN'S QUEST IS TOGET IT BACK TO HIS CAVE.
AAH! BEHOLD, MAN.
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PERIODICALLY CLEVER.
AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER.
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ALWAYS CLEVER.
BEHOLD, THE WHEEL.
LOOKS LIKE PANTHERHAS FOUND A WAYTO GET HIS FOOD HOME.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THE WHEELBARROWHAS BEEN INVENTED.
AH.
LOOKS LIKEPRIMITIVE PANTHER HAS INVENTED THEFIRST POWERED CART.
AAH! IT'S JUST LIKE MANTO MAKE THINGS BIGGER.
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(laughing) YAH! NOT NECESSARILY BETTER.
AAH! ANCIENT EARTH PROVIDESPRIMITIVE MAN WITH ALLTHE FOOD HE CAN EAT.
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(gasps) (blows raspberry) AS LONG AS HE'SSMART ENOUGHTO CATCH IT.
(grumbling) IN TIME, PREHISTORIC MANBECAME A GREAT FISHERMAN.
(roaring loudly) AAH! (shouting) WHAT'S THIS? PRIMITIVE PANTHERIS LEARNINGHOW TO USE TOOLS.
(roaring) (reel whirring) (whistling) (reel whirring) SUCCESS! (laughing) BEHOLD, THE DISCOVERYOF COMPASSION.
(groans) AS USUAL, PRIMITIVE MANIS NOT TO BE OUTDONE.
BEHOLD, THE, UM– I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT IS.
IT WORKED? I MEAN, IT WORKED! (chomps) THE BIGGER THE FISH.
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AAH! (shouting) THE BIGGER THE FIGHT.
BEHOLD, THE ONETHAT GOT AWAY.
GIVEN THE SIZE OFPRIMITIVE MAN'S BRAIN, IT WILL STILL BETHOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE HE DISCOVERS ART.
WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
(shrieking) WHAT'S THIS? AH.
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CLEARLY A HIGHER FORM OF ART.
(groaning) PRIMITIVE CREATURESSIMPLY HAD TO DEAL WITH THEIR HARSHENVIRONMENTS.
A NICE COLD DRINK WOULDCERTAINLY HIT THE SPOTRIGHT ABOUT NOW.
(slurping) LOOKS LIKE OTHERPRIMITIVE CREATURES HAVE LEARNEDTHE ART OF USING TOOLS.
THE QUEST FOR FOODIS ALSO THE QUEST FOR DRINK.
AAH! THERE, ISN'T THAT REFRESHING? ALL YOU NEED NOWIS TO GET MORE.
YES, PRIMITIVE MAN– EVER SO.
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PRIMITIVE.
LET'S SEEHOW PANTHER IS DOING.
AH, BRILLIANT! THE DISCOVERY OF FLIGHT! ALL YOU HAVE IS A BONE.
BEHOLD, INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE! WELL, LET'S SEE IT WORK.
(animal shrieks) LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH.
(gulps) BRAVO! MAN HAS VESTED FLIGHT! PRIMITIVE MANWILL RULE THE EARTH.
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OR MAYBE NOT.
EVEN THE FOOD CHAINHAS A WEAKEST LINK.
AAH! THAT'S USING YOUR HEAD.
PRIMITIVE PANTHERWILL SURVIVE THE STONE AGE.
I'M NOT SO SUREABOUT PRIMITIVE MAN.
(slurps tongue) (gulps) (jazzy Pink Panthertheme song) ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) (rock music) ♪ ♪ (crash) (strumming guitar) (alarm bell) (crash) THE CRUNCH! THE REIGNING AND UNDEFEATEDCHAMPION OF THE WORLD IS OFFERING TOSURRENDER HIS BELT TO ANYONE WHO CANREMAIN STANDING AFTER THREE ROUNDSOF HIS POWERFULPUNITIVE PUNCHES.
IS THERE ANYONEOUT THERE STRONG ENOUGH, COURAGEOUS ENOUGH, OR CRAZY ENOUGHTO ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, WE HAVE A CHALLENGER.
(roaring) (crowd cheering) HOW ABOUTA BIG WELCOME FOR THE FAST, THE FURIOUS PINKRAGEOUS! AND NOW, THE MINISTER OF MUSCLE.
THE KING OF THE RING.
THE ABSOLUTELYUNDEFEATED BARONOF BODY SLAMS, THE CRUNCH! AND A SPECIAL “WOOF WOOF”FOR DOG POUND! (grunting) (crowd laughing) GRR! HA HA HA HA! WHOA, LOOK OUT, CHAMP! (crash) HEH HEH, AND LOOK OUTSPORTS FANS.
(chirping) AND THE ACTIONIS UNDER WAYHERE IN ROUND ONE.
(ding) (grunting) ALL ABOARD FORTHE CRUNCH TOWN EXPRESS.
IT ALWAYS RUNSON CRUNCH TIME.
WOOT! WOOT! THIS CHALLENGER'SGOTTA BE THINKING, “WHY DID I EVER DO THIS, “AND HOW CAN IGET OUT OF HERE?” (grunting) PINKRAGEOUSIS STILL ON HIS FEET, BUT JUST BARELY.
CAN HE WITHSTANDTHE CRUNCH'S BLASTFROM HIS BREATH ASSAULT? FEW HAVE UNDERGONETHIS HURRICANE OF HOSTILITY AND REMAIN TOTELL THE TALE.
'RAGEOUS GOESFOR THE BEAR HUG.
NOW IT'S A SUPLEX.
AN ARM BAR.
THE CHOMP! THIS IS WRESTLINGYOU CAN REALLYSINK YOUR TEETH INTO.
BUT THE CRUNCHHAS HAD ENOUGH.
HE RESPONDS WITHA PAINFUL PANTHER PULL, A FELINE FRACTURE.
'RAGEOUS IS TAKINGEVERYTHING THE CHAMP'S GOT AND IT LOOKS BAD–OOF! WHAT A MATCH! (ding ding) IT'S BEEN A TOUGH ROUNDFOR PINKRAGEOUS.
HE'S A MERE SHADOWOF THE FIGHTER WHO CAME HERELOOKING FOR GLORY.
BUT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO SEEWHAT HE'S REALLY MADE OF.
(crowd cheering) ON TO ROUND TWO.
(ding) (groaning) 'RAGEOUS IS UPAND READY WITH– OH, NO!IT'S THE MATADOR! THE CHAMP ISSEEING RED NOW! I HOPE 'RAGEOUS KNOWSWHAT HE'S DOING.
(growling) OH! NOW, THAT IS GOINGTO LEAVE A MARK.
COULD THIS BE? IS IT? YES, IT IS.
IT'S THE FLYINGCANNONBALL OF CHAOS! 'RAGEOUS SEEMS DISTRACTED.
OR IS THIS SOME PARTOF HIS MASTER PLAN? OH, THIS IS NOTGOING TO END GOOD, FOLKS.
(alarm going off) WHAT A MOVE! 'RAGEOUS HAS COUNTEREDTHE CANNONBALL WITH ALEVER CHAOS BUSTER AND CRUNCHHAS FALLEN FOR IT.
IT LOOKS LIKETHE CRUNCH IS DOWN, FOLKS– WAY DOWN.
ARE CRUNCH'S DAYSIN THE RING OVER? COULD THIS BE THE END? WAIT! THE CRUNCH IS UP! BUT WHAT IS THIS? TALK ABOUT A FINE DISPLAYOF SPORTSMANSHIP.
'RAGEOUS IS DOINGEVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE SUREHIS OPPONENTIS ALL RIGHT.
ISN'T THAT NICE? AWW! (smack) IT'S RUMBALICIOUSROUND THREE, AND IT'S TIME FORTHE CRUNCH TO BUST OUTHIS BADEST MOVES OR HE'LL BE SAYING BYE-BYETO THAT BIG OL' BELT.
CRUNCH IS WASTING NO TIME KICKING IT IN WITHTHE TERRIBLE TORPEDO TOES.
BUT 'RAGEOUS IS READYAND COUNTERS WITHTHE FLYING FINGER FLICK.
OH, THE CORN CRUSHER!HOLD THE BUTTER, PLEASE! THE STEAMROLLER! OH, THE SOGGY BOTTOM! THE TRACTOR PULL! OH, IT'S THE SODA POP! (gulping) (cheers and applause) THE CHAMP SEEMSTO BE LOSING HIS FIZZ.
HE'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
HE'S DOWN, BUT WHAT'S THIS? IN A SURPRISE MOVE, THE CHAMP HAS TAGGED HIS FAITHFULAND LOYAL MANAGER, WHO'S READYTO GO TO TOWNON THE CHALLENGER.
DOG TOWN, THAT IS.
(crowd cheering) (whirling) HE'S SWINGINGLIKE A SCHNAUZER, PUNCHING LIKE A POODLE, AND BOUNCING LIKE A BEAGLE.
(boing) HOLD ON, THE CHAMPAND HIS MANAGER HAVE TAKEN A TIME OUTTO DISCUSS A LITTLE STRATEGY.
(groaning and slapping) IT SEEMS LIKETHEY HAVE ITALL WORKED OUT NOW.
AND THE CRUNCHIS GETTING BACKINTO THE FRAME.
LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMPIS FINALLY READYTO END THIS.
WITH 'RAGEOUS BACKEDINTO A CORNER, THERE SEEMS TO BENO WAY FOR HIMTO AVOID THE CRUSHING, CRUNCHY BLOWS.
HEH HEH.
(laughing) GRR.
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ding! ding! ding! HUH? BUT WAIT, IT'S ALL OVER! 'RAGEOUS HAS DONE IT.
HE'S MADE ITTHREE ROUNDS, AND THAT MEANSTHE CHAMPIONSHIP BELTIS ABOUT TO CHANGE HANDS.
(stomping and crying) IT'S THE FIRST TIMETHE CRUNCH HAS EVERLOST A MATCH.
WHAT AN UPSET! PINKRAGEOUS WANTS THAT BELT.
AND CRUNCH ISN'TVERY HAPPY ABOUT ITAT ALL.
REALLY VERY UNHAPPY.
HE IS NOT A GOOD LOSER.
(screaming and crying) BUT THAT'S THE WAYTHE BODY SLAMSAND THE CRUNCH CRUMBLES.
AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, PINKRAGEOUS WILL BEWEARING THAT CHAMPIONSHIPBELT TONIGHT.
(guitar music) (whimpering) HUH? UGH! (beeping) OOH.
(chuckles) (beeps) (alarm blaring) (screaming) (laughing) (alert sounding) (giggles) (whirring) (birds singing) (ship rumbling) WHEW.
(giggles) EEH.
(beeping) (giggles) (terrified screams) (laughing) (screaming) (gasps) both: OH! AH! HM? (grumbles) HM? (struggles) (glass breaking) HUH? (growls) UH.
UH.
(giggles) HUH? (suction hissing) AGH! (chuckles) (beeping) (suction hissing) (metal clinks) (evil laugh) WAH-UGH! (stuttered screaming) (giggles) (alert beeping) (nervous chuckle) (screeching noise) (metal crunching) AH, OOH, AH.
(cheers and applause) AGH, HM? (whimpers) (panting) (rockets hissing) (cheers and applause) (evil chuckle)YEAH.
AH! (whimpers) (laser whirring) (beeping) (beeps) (cheers and applause) (beeps) (beeps) (beeps) (evil laughter) (clink) (laughing) HM? (beeping) HUH? (whimpers nervously) (electrical crackling) (angelic chorus) (cheers and applause) (moaning) (grumbles) (remote control beeping) (microwave pad beeping) (popcorn popping) (sucking) (sucking) (lightsaber whizzing) (objects shatter) (gulps) (sucking) (electricity crackling) (electricity crackling) (explosion) (cell phone beeps) (dial tone) (muttering) (shuts off cell phone) (doorbell rings) (engine revs, horn honks) (celestial tones) ♪ ♪ (squeaking and muttering) (monkey chatters) (flatulence) (chittering) (shrieks) (item rubbing against package) (triumphant tone) (remote control beeps) (beeping) (engine racing) (tires screech) (vacuum snarling) (vacuum sucking) (remote control beeps) (engine racing) (glass shatters) (remote control beeps) (garage door opening, closing) (crash) (airplane flying overhead) (remote control beeping) (engines blast) (remote control beeps) (plane swooshing) (bike bell rings) (remote control beeps) (growling) (howls) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (werewolf snarls) (remote controlbeeping rapidly) (bike bell rings) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (deep bass) (gentle breeze sound) (gale force wind sound) (system shuts off) (articles clattering) (remote control beeps) (monkey chattering) (chair crashes) (chair growling) (remote control beeps) (chair hollers) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (pop) (boing) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) WHEW! (handle squeaks) (faucet running) (television playing) (handle squeaking) (channels changing) (water splashing) (handle squeaking) (channels changing) (lasers firing) (droid beeping) (lasers firing) (remote control beeps) (water pouring) (lasers firing) (sipping) (growling) (growling continues) (stomach growls) (indistinct chattering) AHEM.
GRR! (bell ringing) (cheers and applause) (bell rings) (whimpers) (laughs) AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (cries) (man speaking indistinctlyover cell phone) (bear growling) (maniacal laughter) (bear growling) AAH! (watch ticking) (engine revving) (laughs) (bell rings) (laughs) (laughing) (stomach growls) HMM.
(cheers and applause) (screaming) (stomach growls).