Struggles Of Traveling Abroad

what's cooking good-looking a new movie featuring two strong female leads oh yes I will do a hashtag ad no mind if I know shuttles to the spine who dumped me for sponsoring this video but honestly I probably would have bragged about her name and down for you Mila

Kunis and Kate McKinnon are two BFFs that travel Europe and it's a hot mess and I was watching this movie like oh my god they made a documentary about me so me except for the part about being Mila Kunis because she's in shape don't get me wrong traveling

abroad is dope I mean even saying the word abroad makes you sound cooler do you guys like my scarf whatever say oh I got her abroad oh my god I love it oh woe to Queen having said that traveling is hectic brah okay the struggle is real in

the following ways number one over packing me packing for any trip looks very similar to me trying to button jeans okay because I have confidence that no matter how much I try to squeeze in there with a little force it'll close okay done yeah no this is for

sure gonna fit just wait just wait this is totally gonna close the suitcases are designed to do guys push your weight down stop pushing up although some is almost yeah wait did you alright let's open her back up straight up I could be going on a three-day trip

and I'm gonna pack 19 outfits what why not to mention I packed like three or four rods left where the same brought everyday at home that's not gonna change in Europe you're nasty and PST it won't be nasty and GMT don't play yourself you trash muffin number two

anxious customs I could literally be on my way across the globe to do charity work okay to help people to save the environment but when I approached customs I automatically feel like the biggest criminal like I know I'm telling the truth but what tone do I tell the

truth and how much of the truth and I'll see what if I am doing something illegal because I did jaywalk on the way into the airport I'm sorry I get too flustered okay calm down you aren't doing anything wrong just tell the truth you're visiting your parents yep

visiting your parents visiting your parents what's the purpose of your visit I have drugs damn you here's the gag drugs okay I just get nervous than my brain farts number three passport paranoia I'm the type of anxious stressed out person that used to check if I have my

passport a minimum minimum of 95 times before I board any given play and not only do I check if I have my passport I have to ensure compulsively that it is in fact my passport look Lily pools out this passport is gonna be in your pocket wait till

my passport nope wait let me next rap the right passport oh good we're good wait do my passport what is this even mine it is how my worst fear are these my worst fear between that and triple confirming that my phone is on silent during a movie my

life is just wasting away that's no no I'm stopping this right no more wasting my time on this and no more double checking wait am i recording number four random selection obviously because I'm a brown person I get randomly connected very often it's funny I don't get randomly

selected for a role in a Hollywood movie I guess she so the agent opens my suitcase and says going through all my stuff and I'm just washing along pissing my pants I'm just like oh my gosh what that what if I accidentally packed a case of water and

let me tell you it can get awkward sometimes that's just my underwear and that's my makeup but I can throw it away just let me know okay yeah those are for my job yeah I do a lot of role play for my audience they like it okay role

play yeah it is nothing freaky it's more like funny and I'm just like if I just need to be a white girl for something you know uh-huh okay and what's what's this that is my kronor it's hot pink mm-hmm it's sportscaster every agent thinks I'm freaky because I

travel with my costumes all the time my boy don't you know that I spend my Friday nights sitting on my sofa watching reality TV okay and the only thing freaky is how quickly I can grow another chick number five later Rams travel just like a double-edged sword right

because on the one hand you're getting to take all these bomb pictures just like this culture but on the second hand you're probably in a different time zone so all your friends are probably sleeping wait wait what time is in LA Lenny won't even see this nine hours

ahead means noon here my optimal time is two which makes it what time here aha 20 minutes from now timer Instagram not okay more like when am I gonna get the most likes ranked in that time gram later gram strategic ram a graham crackers wait what number six

language barriers every single person in the world at some point has fronted about knowing a language better than they actually know every single person every single person Kay just ask them what you're do you know Spanish you're like yes I can manage I'm pretty decent and then you

like hola Caliente you live in the vida loca I'm not shut up you don't know Spanish okay you remember four words from grade 9 span that's me with French oh no I took French and tell great well I'm doing so Bonjour Bonjour comment allez-vous – Oh Trevor juvie

Dre will prove that Cebu play quests and and when you're traveling somewhere where you have a language barrier is god-sent when someone speaks English like oh my god finally someone I can understand what's up mate blimey I was walking around Piccadilly looking for my all mate when a

bloke says it's the last missus looking for some help in it so I'll come and chatting you up I'm gonna take the mick love okay I'm not dodgy I promise okay I just can't see you is all you not get to reopen the two fish and chips or

not I'll be in London riding the tube and the girls I like mine's a gap and I'm like what do you say about my teeth Oh tourists idiots thank you so much for watching this video Mitch you check out the spy who dumped me it is directed by

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