This Is Why I Don't Travel With Friends ft. @TheAMaazing

Sultan: Those of you watching at home, how do you eat your cereal? Sultan: Okay *stammers* it’s a- it’sa- it’s a big conversation that a lot of people have, some people put the milk first, some people put the cereal first.

Sultan: Which one are you? Answer in thecomments below I will read it like right now but before we get to that-Maaz: *throw up noises* Sultan: *laughs*Maaz: *louder throw up noises* Sultan: Before we get to that; Maaz, pleasetell the viewers how you eat cereal.

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What? *laughs*Sultan: Or do you want me to do it? Maaz: No no no I’m good, no I’ll doit.

Sultan: Okay.

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I won’t do it.

Both: *laughs*Sultan: Aight.

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this.

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sicko.

Maaz: WHAT?! *laughs*Sultan: I- I spent three weeks- Maaz: Attacked!Sultan: *laughs* I spent three weeks with Maaz in America, watching this-Sultan: I don’t even- Sultan: Human? I don’t know.

Watchingthis THING make cereal.

Maaz: Brah.

Sultan: You- You put milk first.

Which is-Maaz: That’s a ‘brah’ moment.

Sultan: It’s already a, like ‘mmmI don’t know about this guy’ you know what I mean?Maaz: Yeah, psychopath.

Sultan: Right.

Sultan: But then you boil water.

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Maaz: Oh no no no no oh no *laughs* waitwait wait wait! Maaz: Aight I’m gonna pause you rightthere.

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Maaz: We didn’t have a microwave.

*laughs*Sultan: Wait what do you usually do?? Maaz: *laughs* What did I do in America, tellthem first.

Sultan: You freaking- you put the milk firstwhich was already ‘ooh, okay’.

Sultan: And then you BOILED water… and putthe water in the milk.

Maaz: *laughs*Sultan: AND THEN YOU PUT CEREAL ON IT.

Maaz: *laughs*Sultan: *stammers* I don’t even know what went through your head when you did that??Maaz: Okay, you know what went through my head? Maaz: It’s just Peppa Pig- Both: *laughs* Sultan: Peppa?Maaz: Peppa? Sultan: What are you doing in my animation? aaah 😛 Maaz: What are you doing in my cereal?Both: *laughs* Maaz: No so, what I usually do, alright justto- just to defend myself a little bit.

Maaz: What I usually do is… I put milk in…and then I microwave the milk.

Sultan: MmmMaaz: That’s what I usually do, because my teeth are sensitive-Maaz: I’m a sensitive boy… y'know and the cold milk from the fridge-Maaz: It hurts me okay? And so I microwave it to warm it up.

Sultan: I’m literally speechless.

I have nothing to say to that.

Maaz: Just start gagging- URGH.

Sultan: Can I just- I- I’mma leave.

I’mma- I’mmadip right now.

Maaz: So the- you know what’s even weirder?Maaz: So recently I was talking to my family members around the- around the table.

Maaz: And I was just telling them like ‘yeah my friends keep reacting so weird when I putmilk first’.

Maaz: And then my- my brother’s like- Sultan: ‘You have friends?’ Both: *laughs*Maaz: Dude shut the hell up dude! Maaz: But like, my brother just goes like‘uhh what- what do you mean?’ Maaz: ‘Yeah like, you’re weird.

Maaz: And I was like ‘what like you don’t- you don’t put your milk first?’Maaz: And my mum’s like ‘what the f- no like- we put cereal first.

’Maaz: And my dad’s like ‘dude, who’s this wack son of a b*tch like-’Sultan: You thought it was genetic?Maaz: No- Both: *laughs*Maaz: Genetically being like ‘UURGHHH’ putting milk first.

Maaz: Ummm- Sultan: Look I… I think… this is somethingyou need to discuss with your therapist.

Maaz: It literally doesn’t matter.

Sultan: *laughs* Maaz: Because- okay because for certain cereallike ‘Coco Pops’ you- Maaz: If you put the cereal in and then milk, it gets soggy WAY too quickly- Sultan: No I totally get it.

Sultan: I put milk first and then cereal as well, but I don’t microwave it!Sultan: I’m not a psychopath- Maaz: YOU- SO YOU’RE- YOU’RE HERE -Maaz: YOU’RE HERE, LITERALLY THE SAME AS ME, except with like heating, and you’rejust like Maaz: ‘You monster.

’Maaz: 'You sicko.

' Sultan: If- If you found cereal on the floor, like in summer like outside- Maaz: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!Sultan: Would you pick that up and be like, ‘oh my god I don’t need to microwave this’and start eating it? Maaz: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!Sultan: WHY ARE YOU EATING HOT CEREAL?! Maaz: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GROUNDDUDE?! Sultan: No no no like it’s in the bowl-It’s- Maaz: Oh-Both: *laughs* Maaz: I thought you were just talking aboutcereal on the ground.

Sultan: Well, you know what, knowing you-you’d probably eat it.

Because it’s freaking- Maaz: I probably would.

Both: *laughs* Maaz: Just like, all fours like *gagging noises*like licking it off the floor.

Sultan: It’s gonna be ‘Sultan Sketchesand TheAmaazing talking about cereal for 10 minutes straight.

’Both: *laughs* Maaz: Dude it’s like you- immediately Ilove the fact that there was no introduction.

Maaz: Immediately you’re just like ‘*lipsmack* so you’re a freak.

’ Both: *laughs*Maaz: And I was like ‘okay- you don’t wanna introduce ourselves? You don’t wannasay what we’re doing?’ Sultan: No no I just- I just wanna get straightinto the meat you know? Maaz: Alright.

Sultan: Or the- the cereal.

Maaz: Okay.

Sultan: There was this one time we went to.

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a lookout.

Maaz: A lookout?Sultan: We went to a lookout- Maaz: Oh, the ‘Griffith Observatory’?Sultan: The ‘Griffith Observatory’ right? Maaz: Yeah.

Sultan: And we… it took- we drove an hour up this mountain.

Sultan: We parked the car.

We’re walking, for like 5 minutes.

Sultan: And then, Maaz turns around , and he looks at me and GinjaNinja and he says:Sultan: ‘We’re on a mountain.

’ Sultan: And I still think about that.

Both: *laughs* Maaz: What do you mean?Sultan: I just don’t know- Maaz: Oh yeah- *laughs* Cause in the car-Both: *laughs* Maaz: In the car- we were climbing up andwe were like driving up right? Maaz: And, I think somebody asked like- likea silly question or something- they were just like: Maaz: ‘Where are we?’ And I just answered: Maaz: ‘We’re on a mountain.

’ *laughs*Sultan: You answered NOT sarcastically.

Maaz: No no no we were just like: ‘We’reon a mountain.

’ Maaz: And you just start, CACKLING- You arelosing it in the back, you’re like: Maaz: ‘wE’rE oN a MoUnTaIn MaAz, We’ReOn A mOuNtAiN!’ Maaz: And Reagan’s like: ‘UrGhA- wE’rEoN a MoUnTaIn!’ I’m like- Maaz: *stammers* What-Sultan: *laughs* Maaz: I was being legit.

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Sultan: *sighs* Maaz: Why you gotta- why you gotta be meanto me? Sultan: I don’t know I just-Sultan: Every now and then I just see a mountain and I think:Sultan: ‘That’s a mountain’.

*laughs* Maaz: You know wh- you know- speaking aboutmountains… Maaz: Have we talked about your… Sultan: STOP.

Maaz: *laughs*Sultan: STOP.

Maaz: You’re, GIGANTIC…Sultan: *laughs* Maaz: Velumptious…Maaz: Butt dude.

Sultan: It’s NOT that big.

Maaz: So, okay, two things: First context.

Maaz: Sultan will always deny like: ‘ohstop, you know I don’t have a big butt’ Sultan: STOP.

Maaz: ‘I don’t, I don’t, ’ Maaz: But then- When I travelled with him…he will purposely wear pants that are smaller- Sultan: NO-Maaz: AND JUST TO EXCENTUATE.

HIS.

BUTT.

CURVE.

Sultan: *laughs*Maaz: And I’m just like ‘Sultan why don’t you wear a bigger one?’ He’s like:Maaz: ‘*lip smack* It doesn’t pop as much.

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’ Both: *arguing*Maaz: I was like: ‘Sultan…listen, you thicc.

’Sultan: I JUST- I have been wearing skinny jeans since I was like, 14.

Maaz: Yeah.

Sultan: Anything, not skinny feels weird tome.

Sultan: That’s the reason- It’s got nothingto do with my… Sultan: Butt.

*laughs*Maaz: Dude… Maaz: You- You were working at, like FedExbro- Sultan: I’m not the one who-Maaz: You had PACKAGE.

Maaz: You had- You had package.

*laughs* Sultan: I wanna talk about the maid cafe.

Sultan: I really wanna talk about the maid cafe.

Maaz: Dude I- I’m ascending.

My eyes have rolled back- I’m like dude I’ve been waitingfor this moment.

Sultan: My eyes were rolled back the entiretime we were at the maid cafe.

Maaz: In the maid cafe? Maaz: Alright the thing is, we had gone- we- at the time of the maid cafe we had been togetherin actual like- Maaz: Travelled for what, 2- 3 weeks straight?Sultan: Right.

Maaz: And it had gotten to a point, whereSultan would look a certain way- Maaz: and I know exactly what he’s thinking.

Maaz: And I’d be the same thing- I’d just look at him in some way he’s like-Sultan: We started finishing each other’s- Maaz: Oh.

Both: *laughs*Sultan: I was gonna say that! Both: *laughs*Maaz: Dude we’re- we’re so in sync right now.

Sultan: Oh my god.

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Sultan: The maid cafe, I lost something there.

That I can never get back-Maaz: *laughs* Your virginity.

Both: *laughs*Maaz: We’re kidding, we- you lost that ages ago.

Sultan: Shut up.

Both: *laugh*Maaz: No but like wh- like what do you mean? Sultan: *sighs*Maaz: What did you lose- When did it start going downhill?Sultan: When we entered.

Both: *laughs*Maaz: Why- why, what- Sultan: It was just- there- there’s oneword I can use to ex- explain the experience.

Maaz: Alright what’s up?Sultan: Sad.

Maaz: JESUS.

Sultan: The whole experience was so sad, we- I just…*sighs*Maaz: Really? Sultan: *laughs*Maaz: For me it- for me it took a downturn, um when we sat down and kinda looked around.

Maaz: And it- we sat down though and I looked around and I realised likeMaaz: Oh yeah… we’re with all these like, y’know middle aged men-Sultan: Basement dwellers.

Maaz: JESUS- DUDE OH MY GAWD.

Sultan: I’M JUST SAYING IT HOW IT IS.

Maaz: You’re being so judgmental.

Look atyou hating on these- Sultan: *laughs* I don’t hate them I’mfriends with Daidus.

Both: *laughs*Maaz: You’re hating on your future self dude.

Literally you in like two years.

Maaz: Literally you now.

Sultan: Look anyone can do whatever they wantI have no judgement Sultan: I just felt very out of place.

AndI felt- Maaz: What, you’re too cool for us?Sultan: NO IT WASN’T EVEN THAT it was just- Sultan: It was like- it felt.

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derogatoryto me- Maaz: DEROGATORY?!Sultan: I just- I hated.

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like… treating the maids how they wanted to be treated.

LikeI hated that.

Maaz: What do you mean?Sultan: It was just weird they like- Maaz: Like do you have any specific examples, like what do you mean? Sultan: It felt like kindergarten.

Maaz: Yeah that is true.

Sultan: It felt like kindergarten.

Maaz: Yeah that’s definitely true- when the tasks started, like they were doing stufflike- Maaz: Hey, *stammers* they touched one personon the forehead they’re like: Maaz: ‘Do frog jumps around the table!’And I’m like.

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what? Sultan: Oh my god it literally was kindergarten.

Maaz: Yeah.

Sultan: Oh my god- and if you did a task wrongthey would give you a punishment- Sultan: But the punishment was just like… Maaz: Like ‘do a kit- nyan dance’.

Sultan: Yeah, do like a:Sultan: ‘Nyah.

’ Sultan: Oh I’m sorry-Maaz: Yeah- OH MY GOD.

Sultan: And then there was this one pointwhere they were doing like the singing and the dancing- which THAT was fun.

That was nice.

It was- I loved the singing- Maaz: Some of the- the songs they picked werebangers like- Sultan: OH.

Maaz: Kingdom Hearts?? Sultan: Kingdom Hearts??Maaz: Dude when it started playing I was like, ‘Alright, I’m all in now.

’Sultan: Me, you and Alex were literally so quiet for the whole thingSultan: and then as soon as the Kingdom Hearts song played we all like jumped up.

Sultan: But, there was a point where they did the singing and the dancing… and theystarted walking around with glowsticks.

Sultan: And they gave one to me to start wavingaround… and I just wasn’t feeling it man.

Sultan: I had been waiting at ‘LineCon’for like, 6- 7 hours.

I’d gotten in, I’d been rushed to the maid cafe- I was just like…not in the mood to wave a glowstick around.

Sultan: And so I give it to Maaz, and thenhe starts waving it around.

Sultan: And then the song’s done, he givesit back to me and I give it back to the maid and she looks at me and she goes: Sultan: ‘I- You’re just like the other girls, like you’re not quirky.

’Both: *laughs* Sultan: But Maaz hears- Maaz had his backto us, and he hears this and Sultan: He turns around and sees this girlwalking around with the glowstick.

And he thought HE was talking about HER.

Sultan: I mean- he thought SHE was talking about HIM.

Sultan: And so Maaz, for like the remainder of America-Maaz: I got so sad- Sultan: was telling everyone this story aboutthe girl who called him ‘not quirky’- Maaz: Brah I got so sad- I was like, dudeI was trying my best! And she just goes- Maaz: ‘Yo, you’re just like the othergirls.

You ain’t special.

’ Maaz: I’m like, dude why you gotta be likemy parents now bro like- Sultan: *laughs*Maaz: Dissing me right then and there.

Maaz: It’s like a maid cafe where we’remeant to be with these, like girls who are tryna prep you up and she’s like-Maaz: ‘You freaking suck.

’ Sultan: Yeah- *spits*Maaz: Yeah spits on me *laughs* Sultan: But you were telling this story forlike 2 weeks to everyone- and I was- Sultan: At the very end of the holiday I waslike: ‘Maaz I gotta tell you something.

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’Maaz: Dude- Sultan: She was talking to me.

Maaz: I got played dude, I was so sad.

Sultan: Alright, thanks for joining me I GUESS-Maaz: No probs.

If you wanna see uh me roast Sultan on my- if you wanna see- wha- what?Maaz: But if you wanna see me and Sultan play ‘Never Have I Ever’ and expose each otherEVEN more, head on over to my channel and give that video a click as well.

Sultan: Yeah.

Sultan: I think that’s really it- all Ihad… Maaz: Are you gonna end it with an end cardor anything? Sultan: Uh…Maaz: Should we end it? Sultan: Should we?Maaz: We should.

Sultan: I’m over it.

Maaz: You’re over it you’re done now- Sultan: Should we like, are you doing anythingtomorrow… tonight maybe y’know? Sultan: The sooner the better.

Maaz: Mmm.

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let’s have pros and cons first.

Sultan: Pros and cons right.

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Sultan: Oh, we can discuss that later- it’s fine, it’s alright.

Cool.

Maaz: I’m happy to end it right now.

Sultan: *laughs*Maaz: End it now.

Sultan: The video just-Maaz::Just like cuts it’s like ‘EH- *video cuts* “I told you we finish eachother’s sentences.

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