Hey everyone! Hey everyone! Hey everyone! It’s Kizuna AI here! I’ve always been trying to think of better ways to blend into human society.
Today, I’ve got an excellent idea! That is- Honk! to turn into man’s best friend! A goose! Now, as a Super AI I’ll be acting as this goose to quietly blend into human.
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society.
Next I’ll help them with some tasks.
As a result, I'll successfully deepen my bond with humans.
Just thinking about it makes me happy.
Honk honk honk honk honk! I can flap my wings! I'm flying! Untitled Goose Game House House Productions Let's look at the tasks first.
Get into the garden Get the groundskeeper wetSteal the groundkeeper's keysMake the groundskeeper wear his sun hatRake in the lakePicnic：（Bring to the picnic blanket: sandwich, apple, pumpkin, carrot, jam, thermos, radio, basket） Why are these tasks so strange? Huh? I’m not here to cause mischief.
This must be a trick.
Picnic? Picnic Picnic Oh! Since the weather's so great humans are going to go for a picnic! With such a bright sun, a straw hat is a must.
Oh, I get it now.
Let’s go! Picnic… Over here.
Wow.
Easy.
Sandwich.
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Let's go~! I’m going to check out the garden.
Hello~ Anybody there? Anybody there? Honk honk honk! Hello~ Hello! Eh? Why is he chasing me away? Hello! I’m here to harvest your crops.
Lalalala~ Come out here~ Look at me~ Look at me~ x2 Honk Honk honk! Come on! I’ll harvest your crops.
Why are you ignoring me? WAH! What’s this? Watering the garden.
Previous good deed: Taking the sandwich I did another good deed.
Praise me~ Praise me~ Come praise me You stopped it? There’s no need.
Water the garden! Eh? Water the garden! Eh? No Steal the groundkeeper’s keys Steal the groundkeeper’s keys Steal the groundkeeper’s keys Steal the groundkeeper’s keys Imma run.
Don’t chase me! Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet Get the groundskeeper wet He was stopped.
He was stopped by me.
Go stop the hose.
Honk honk honk honk honk Can you understand what I’m saying? Go stop the hose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s right.
Hehe~ Now you can't stop me anymore.
I can do what I want! Swag footsteps.
Eh? What’s this? There’s a hole.
Can you see it? There’s a secret tunnel.
I’m such a genius.
Hehe~ I’m going to steal the pumpkin.
I’m not stealing.
Meaning: “As a good deed” I’m stuck.
Let me try another angle.
How can.
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an incredible.
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goose.
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such as I.
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lose.
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to a pumpkin? AGH! AGH! YAY! I’m at the finish line! Yes.
Yay! Success! Jam Pumpkin I’m so tired~ Sandwich I didn’t know being a human would be so tiring.
I have no choice but to help him even more! Hello You can come through here.
See.
So easy.
Honk honk honk! Woah! Take a bath.
Scrubbidy dub dub~ Maybe I should return his keys? Come on.
Honk honk honk! BAM! That scared me.
Here you go.
Honk honk honk! Here he comes.
See, I’ve already helped you move things for the picnic.
I’m pretty awesome~ There’s a flower here.
Sniff What’re you doing? Come here.
You see this flower? You have to give it to me as a reward.
Huh? Are you going to give it to me? Thankyou~ (Cold head) Huh? I remember now! I still have to make you wear a strawhat Honk honk honk honk~ hoNK Honk HoNK YAY~! Ah, carrots.
Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat Make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat You’re pretty smart.
That’s RIGHT.
You supposed to wear your sun hat.
Huh? Why? Why are you banning goose? Honk! Hhahahah What happened? Make the gardener hit his thumb I don't get it.
Why is he banning me when I’m so cute? Oh well, let's go to the next stage.
Where is everyone? There’s a young boy here.
He looks really lonely.
Honk! Let me play with you Hi! He was scared by me I heard him say AGH~ Your shoelaces are untied.
Sorry.
I didn’t do it on purpose I'll help you tie your shoelaces.
Your glasses are definitely smashed.
I’ll get you a new pair.
I saw some new glasses in the store just then.
Aunt! Don’t hit me! I’m here to buy stuff.
I’m here to buy stuff! AGHH! Oh! Here are the glasses.
I’ll pick one.
Oh! This one’s nice! Kid~ This one! This one! Hey! You go away! Don’t snatch his glasses! HONK HONK HONK! They belong to him! Yay! What a mean aunt.
I'll bite you.
Bite you.
Oh, I know.
It must be because I didn’t pay.
What should I do? Don’t hit me.
I’ll pay up.
I don’t have money.
Alright.
I’ll give you this.
I gave the glasses to the boy so in exchange I’ll give this to you.
Don’t hit me! Ah! What are you doing? I’m here to pay you back.
Where are you, my friend? Wow! You look so cool with those glasses! Honk honk honk honk! Wanna play soccer? Catch! Yes! That’s right! You got it! Here! To me! Honk! Why did you close the door? Trap the boy inside the telephone booth.
That’s not true! I was playing soccer with him.
Soccer.
Huh? What’s this? Woah! This looks like Mr.
Steel head! Is that you, Steel head? Big Steel head! What’re you doing? Don’t shoo me away.
If you won’t play with me, I’ll go play with Mr.
Steel head instead.
Steel head.
Woah! Huh~? I’m on TV! Go on TV Go on TV Hey everyone! Go on TV Go on TV Go on TV Go on TV Go on TV Go on TV Go on TV Go on TV It’s Kizuna AI here! HONK HONK HONK! WOW~ I’m on TV~ I'm so happy! Help me! Ladies and gentleman before TV.
Look at this.
I can’t believe this person just hit me on TV.
Hello! Let’s keep playing~ Come on, come on.
Over here.
(Guide Goose) AGHHHH! Help me! She’s gonna kill me! How did they get into a fight? The plane belongs to the boy.
But the boy- OMG! She’s so violent! She snatched it out of his hands! He gave her money.
Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff Make someone buy back their own stuff That’s so strange.
I gave the glasses to the boy But… I gave the plane to the store owner The plane was retrieved by the boy again… So complicated.
What’s going on here? Humans are so complicated.
I don’t understand.
She’s still hitting me though.
A day in the life of a goose is finally over! My conclusion is- Humans are really complicated.
There are probably better ways to learn about the world.
That’s it for today! Idol~ This was Kizuna AI.
See you next time~ Bye bye~ The storeowner ran away! I'm here to sell veggies! Carrots and tomatoes! 4 for just $1 Tomatoes! 4 for $1! Hehe~!.
