today we enter the wedgie machine let's talk about that good mythical morning hey amigo society membership is the great gift this holiday season for your friends your family or yourself and remember the next third-degree collectible is an exclusive set of official chia-pet rhett and Link heads right if you want star heads the truly exclusive VIP experiences sign up now at mythical society calm ever since us humans had our little butts booted from Eden and henceforward invented underwear to obscure our sweet cheeks we've been wedging that fabric inward and upward for epic wedgies check in a history book yeah and as for contemporary history we literally built a giant wedding machine and willingly played a game in it and since that was so fun hey let's do it again as Cain and Abel once said for the Hughes hmm it's time for boxes our briefs it sure doesn't matter the wedgie man's coming and he's mad as a hatter welcome to the keister crank tank up Burbank good gosh this is industrial hi guys we've been here before it just hasn't looked this nice right or this terrifying yeah I can support my full weight um so you get how this is played it's like hangman except for it's a wedgie man there's gonna be a phrase or word above me it's gonna be blanked out we're gonna ping-pong back and forth between the two of you you're gonna be guessing letters that might be in the word or phrase if you guess a letter that is in here the other person will get a crank if your letter that you guess is not in this phrase you will get sent right there's gonna be a crank either way yes and the crank crank earth will be crank Frank's number one no name number two no name please do not address them by their actual real names fine if you would like to solve you have to say I would like to solve okay if you are incorrect that means you get two cranks if you are correct it means the other person gets two cranks and you get two relief cream relief crazies to be correct can I use the word crunk at any time right you septet bring it back past Tessa crank let's just do it gentlemen your first puzzle has arrived look at those blanks Wow could be anything and you know what last time I remembered that I gave you the first go because it was it happened so shortly ago shortly right the shorter one gets to go this time congratulations buy a vowel yep how much would you like give him a crank you said an a Hey there are two whoa that means a cranks going over to this one crank it all right all right correct oh I'm not going to guess an in or L yet I'm gonna go with it there are zero okay all right I felt that one all right I'm gonna guess an N there are two guys hey hey guys what are y'all doing you know the show let's crank him again please quick you're getting out of crisis I'm standing a little taller now okay well there is one L yeah guys that's right come on that means you get a crank sir I do not like that sound t there are two how are you so good at this crank it up Oh ain't no T and T that's that's a dangerous booth yeah I don't want that oh okay don't sign me up for anal dnt any time soon sir e there are three e's that's fine give me a crank okay I'm starting to feel a little tension and I'm gonna release that tension because I'd like to solve the puzzle please go ahead sir anal-retentive my middle names I live and breathe this every day which means you'll receive good so crook over here you have one yourself to relief cranks get your anals ready because we have a new puzzle on the board link you won the last round please take your guests a lot of blanks yeah a lot of letters and fill those well one of them is an e there are two E's yeah crankin hey crank Frank that was a little bit more than that was a big crank he's starting to show your true colors that no I'm talking about your underwear I feel like if I pull up on this side it'll keep it from going up the back okay I'm gonna go with there's got to be more vowels in there I'm gonna go with a there aren't no whoa okay row yes sir I do have a crack alright link you need to catch it up in the in the in the behind Department are there any ours there is one our best day hello again on the crank on this side please Oh something released oh I don't know if it's my body or the underwear the underwear has started to rip yep and I am glad that's what was released oh there are two all right thank you okay crank please Oh F there are no F my gosh Craig please I'm gonna go with a you there is one you oh gosh now I'm starting to feel a little tense Craig yeah boy Krieger you're looking a little tense why there's one why only one oh that's a funny sound s there are three okay all right thank you racking up whoa okay I'm starting to feel some security down here okay I there are three I owe information there are other noises coming out but I don't like to okay I know every word except the last one I'm gonna go with T there are no T's crank it yes crank please yes at this point I'm just okay I'm a full wedgie mode P there are no peace oh god please okay now I'm starting to get a little getting a little nestled action in the cheek zone that last word has got to be super obvious and I just but for some reason seeing those letters I can't make anything out I'm gonna go with C there are zero gosh I'll tell you but there's a Red Sea parting behind me Oh something's pacing whoa all right link what are you going with Anna no there are zero ends crank him please I mean I know I know it but okay G yes there is one my E is in sewing my my oh crap I just guess a letter man I don't know it in there is to end Oh Thank You Lee there are two in oh yeah which means that you you get a get a crank I get a crane Rankin oh but I'm gonna guess and my guess is your witness is showing which means to relief cranks and to not relief trick okay Oh link you got anal Rhett you got weenus but can you guys guess what this final puzzle is because if you do not you will get frozen veggies in your wedgie oh gosh actually that might feel good right now oh my golly cranked so a lot is on the line um oh gosh full crank we're gonna go with Rhett first on this round hey hey there are two a crank over here please oh my god oh no oh that was a sound was that your body oh no not your body releasing something yes there is one s one s yes put him on his tiptoes oh man dude there are two – yeah crank over here hey oh there's a rip we've started to rip G there are no jeez I don't know why I said G again oh man I'm riffing Oh what are you going for next are there are two R's another crank for link oh my what's happening back there that's not looking too good oh I can't think I have I guess G give it give him a G L there are no L okay there's some there's definitely some noise this happened over there oh this is the dirty a little bit of a necklace situation oh I'm gonna go with e there are two E's which is not good news for you take it I forgot I could guess vowels I keep thinking this is what in Fortune oh oh you say yeah there are zero [Laughter] [Laughter] he got his G though his g-string I there are two I I'd like to quit you really want to solve the puzzle cuz you know what that means no H there are two H's yes so crank over here Willie give me a relief crank no now we didn't have these things to hold up with our hands last time and I are you like reporting on yourself okay so therefore should you let go I can't let go okay I know the first three words please sir put your foot over here just put your foot put your foot right here huh come on Lucas come on crank Frank number two Lucas it's making it link that's not what it just put your foot here so I can put my weight on it it's me link what in the what I'm gonna have to ask you for a letter because this man is hanging by his yeah in there are two ends okay Oh Oh link you look great ah you're sweating a little bit I'm sweet I'd like to solve the puzzle okay thicker than a snicker dang it I was gonna say kicker than a sticker guys 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